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An Open Letter to Korean American Parents About Naming Their Child

  • July 1, 2011 12:01 am

Dear Korean American parent-to-be:

A couple of weeks ago, I posted the following message on Facebook/Twitter:

Dear Korean soon-to-be parents with the last names of Lee, Kim or Park, do not name your child John or Grace. It’s getting too damn confusing.

And I know I’m not the only one who has this problem. I know many of you reading this have had an experience like the following:

There are multiple John Kims in your address book so you accidentally send the following email to the John Kim who is the pastor of your church instead of the John Kim who is your trusted business partner:

I have disposed of the body. No one will know. :)

Or you get confused by the multiple Grace Lees you know and send the following text to your 55-year-old aunt Grace Lee instead of the super freaky 25-year-old Grace Lee you met at norebang last weekend:

Girl, that thing u can do w/your tongue & the ice cubes is wicked awesome! Can’t wait 2 see what u do 2 me this weekend with the whipped cream, riding crop & midget dressed like Tattoo from Fantasy Island. LOL.  Read more...

BREAKING NEWS: Asian American Doctors Discover Cure For ‘Yellow Fever’

  • April 1, 2010 1:44 am

Three Asian American doctors announced today that they have invented a drug that will cure yellow fever–not the acute viral disease caused by mosquitoes, but the condition in which non-Asians (usually, but not limited to, white men) sexually fetishize Asians (usually, but not limited to, hot Asian women). The drug will come in the form of a blue pill (blue being the opposite of yellow on the color spectrum). The three doctors—Dr. John Ching, Dr. John Chong and Dr. Jon Chang–made the announcement at a press conference today in their hometown of Rowland Heights, California.

“Yellow fever is a serious condition that affects everyone in our society,” Ching said. “Whether you’re white, black, Asian or miscellaneous/other, there’s a strong likelihood that you or someone you know has been negatively touched by yellow fever.”

The three doctors were so committed to this pursuit that they gave up their research in other fields to focus all their attention on finding a cure for yellow fever. Ching was previously involved in cancer research, Chong in Alzheimer’s research and Chang in HIV/AIDS research. “I was about six months away from finding a cure for AIDS before I left that field,” Chang said. “Some may say I made a mistake, but I knew so many people whose lives have been devastated by yellow fever. I had to do something.”  Read more...

Mailbag: Sex, Relationships & Playboy Playmate Grace Kim Edition

  • February 12, 2010 2:35 pm

GRACE

Welcome to a special Guest Offenders/Valentine’s Day edition of our mailbag feature. We put out a call to our readers for sex and relationship-related questions via our Twitter and Facebook page and picked a few to respond to below. Joining Offender Philip to dispense advice to the lovelorn is the lovely Grace Kim a.k.a. Playboy’s Miss November 2008 a.k.a. Playboy’s first full Korean Playmate. So without further ado…

Question #1
“My boyfriend won’t make love to me unless all the lights are out. Is there something wrong? I’d like to do it with the lights on or in the daytime once in awhile.”
–Marsha  Read more...