Tis Saturday morning, 1/3 of the way through the “Twilight: New Moon” opening weekend march to glory.

the meat of the wolf pack
Current Friday Box Office Tally: (Thursday Midnight) + (Friday) = $72,700,000
Holy mother of Zeus! And this is only Friday’s total. We still have Saturday & Sunday to go. This teen skin flick could top $150,000,000 opening weekend. Who needs A-List stars anymore? Just keep churning out movies with shirtless teens that make American mothers & fathers horny and you’ve got yourself a hit.
There’s only a total of 4 books in this Twilight series. I’m sure the studios are calling Twilight author Stephanie Meyer right now to write 4 more.
Team Jacob forever…
btw – why are there no Asian vampires or Asian werewolves in this movie? that’s lame. I’m so off Team Jacob. Twilight officially sucks now…




