I’m sure some of my Asian American brothas reading this have their eyes set on some fine white chick, but may be too shy or emasculated by the racist white man to make a move. Well, fuck that! Do a fellow brotha proud, get out there and go for the gusto! To help you out, I’m passing on my top ten pick-up lines to use on white women. Employ these properly and I guarantee she’ll be letting you shove your Mao Tse Tongue down her throat and you’ll get more succulent and tender white meat than Colonel Sanders.
10. Do you want to go back to my place and play “Jon and Kate plus eight minutes of pure sexual nirvana?”
