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Around the Horn: Dream Movies Edition

  • February 20, 2012 4:52 pm

Most of my fellow Offenders work in the film biz (or at least are very interested in film). I’m always curious about those works that have influenced my peers, but in this case, instead of asking the Offenders what your favorite movie is, I’d like to ask what “pre-existing” movie you wish you could’ve made so…What movie do you wish you had directed, written, produced or acted in?

This isn’t necessarily the same as choosing your favorite movie because what might be your favorite might not necessarily be the film you wish you had made or been a part of.

To illustrate—since I’m mainly a writer, if I had to choose one movie I wish I had written it would be the 1981 historical epic Reds (directed by Warren Beatty and written by Beatty & Trevor Griffiths—with uncredited script work by Elaine May and others). I love Reds, but it’s definitely not my favorite movie nor is it even my favorite Warren Beatty movie (that would be Shampoo).

My 8 Most Romantic Movies

  • February 23, 2011 12:09 am

Cinema Paradiso

True Romance—You wait for someone outside his/her window for 365 days until this person falls for you. Cinema Paradiso is probably the most moving, romantic and cinematic movie in my book. And in some way—waiting—is very Chinese except that it’s set in a small town in Italy.

DADDY FAN – when dick dies

  • December 20, 2010 1:55 pm

Dear Santa,

I have to buy a minivan.  I don’t want to buy one, I have to.  I am not writing to you in hopes that you will surprise me with a new, 2011 Honda Odyssey or Toyota Sienna under my tree (though that would be nice and would save me $45,000).  No, my wish for being such a good boy in 2010 is a guarantee that my dick won’t fall off when I ultimately purchase a minivan and have to be seen driving one around town.  I know it’s an odd request, as I would imagine most of your wishes tend to revolve around dolls, bikes, and a whole host of other material gifts and not the death of a sexual organ as a result of engaging in what I have now learned to be, the ultimate emasculation.

Now before you think I am overreacting and assign me a lump of coal for having the audacity to even make such a request, just know that I am of sound mind and have thought this thing through thoroughly and with good measure.  I am not crazy.  I just love having a functioning penis and would like to continue sporting one until my dying day.  Is that too much for a good boy to ask?

I have never known such fear.  Prior to my life circumstance dictating that I must purchase this dreaded penis killer on wheels (aka minivan), I always thought that man’s greatest fears revolved around things like…

Forget fight clubs…

  • March 11, 2010 12:46 am

This is the real underground sport no one wants you to know about.

It started back in the 1930′s and is still thriving today. Here are some rare footage.

If I had all the money in the world, I’d remake WANTED, FIGHT CLUB, and TEEN WOLF with BETTY WHITE

  • March 8, 2010 12:21 am

From Offenders Justin (text) and David (images)


Why? Come on, just look at the posters. It’s Betty freakin’ White!

Team Tyler…Durden, that is.

  • November 22, 2009 12:26 am

FightClub-BDboxesTo counter the neutering and numbing effect of the TWILIGHT carpet-bombing this past weekend and next week’s onslaught of Black Friday consumerism, I request we take a moment to to commemorate the 10th anniversary of FIGHT CLUB, just released on Blu Ray.  May bar soap and Ikea never look the same again.