Earlier this week, the story broke about this 31-year-old Asian dude named Michael Kevin Lallana of Orange County, CA, who was accused of ejaculating his semen into a female co-worker’s water bottle—not once, but (at least) twice. The woman got sick after drinking the water, sent it to a lab to get it tested and the semen was discovered which they matched to Lallana’s DNA.
OK, the story is a little disgusting and this Lallana guy obviously has issues, but otherwise, I didn’t really pay much attention to this news. But then a curious thing began to happen. I started getting emails from friends that went something like this:
Yo, I bet you’re already writing a blog about that Asian guy who put his semen into his co-worker’s water bottle. Damn, that is some wild shit! I can’t wait to see what you have to say about it. I bet it’ll be crazier than the actual story itself. Peace!
People I know occasionally send me links and ideas for potential blog topics so I ignored the first couple of emails that I received like the one above. But then they kept coming—all day and en masse. And that’s when the reality hit me…I think I’ve become the Asian American go-to blogger for any and all things related to “perverted” Asian sex. An Asian dude shoots his load into a woman’s water bottle and, of course, I’m expected to blog about it.
So how did this happen? Read more...
