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Dictator Fashion

  • September 1, 2010 12:30 am

Earlier this year, it was announced that North Korean leader, Kim Jong Il, had become a worldwide “fashion trendsetter”. Yes, that’s right. According to a state-run newspaper, Kim Jong Il’s trademark grey jacket and matching trousers have become best sellers in fashion stores from Milan to L.A. The author of the communist party newspaper went on to claim that the “august image of the Great General, who is always wearing the modest suit while working, leaves a deep impression on people’s minds in the world.”

Perhaps his fashion has left the deepest impression with the uniformed work force, for as comedy writer Stefanie Novik comments, “He looks like a janitor.” But it is apparent that Kim’s fashion has also influenced the big screen. Just take a look at Dr. Evil.

Indeed, the dictator’s look is so versatile, it can be transformed from dressy to casual with minimal effort–whether it’s day visits with the proletariat or evening parties with Putin, Kim seems to have found the perfect wardrobe to express Communist chicness.  And as we all know, grey is a color that goes with just about everything. So no need to worry about mixing and clashing with the rest of Kim’s wardrobe, which consists of equally non-clashing tones of khaki.

What If Sarah Palin Is Actually An Evil Genius?

  • February 16, 2010 12:28 am

I had a friend in college who was an absolute pool shark. But because she was a girl and cute and petite, everyone (i.e. all the guys) automatically underestimated her–assuming she knew nothing about pool (and she didn’t dissuade them of this belief) so when she kicked everyone’s asses and walked out of the pool hall a few hundred dollars richer, no one saw it coming. In this piece that appeared in Sunday’s New York Times, Frank Rich wonders if we’re not similarly underestimating Sarah Palin. Or in other words, what if Palin really is an evil genius (cue Dr. Evil music)?

By now, I’m sure you’ve all heard about the “Palm-Gate” moment of Palin’s speech last week at the Tea Party Convention where she scrawled a “cheat sheet” on her hand (see my fellow Offender Alfredo’s take on this here). Of course, us sane anti-Palinites immediately ridiculed her; accepting this as further proof that she’s an idiot and unfit to lead our country in anything more than a moose hunt from a helicopter. But Rich raises the potentially disturbing question—what if this is just an act and Palin is actually hustling us the way my friend would hustle those unsuspecting pool players? Rich writes: