Continuing my trend of offending every Asian ethnic group, today I turn to the Chinese. Here are thirteen ways you can tell if that groovy Asian dude or chick is from China.
1. When a non-Chinese person sees a majestic bird flying through the air, he will think to himself, “I wish I could soar like that majestic bird.” When a Chinese person sees the same bird, he will think to himself, “I wonder how that bird will taste with oyster sauce and bok choy?”
2. They will claim that everything was invented and/or stolen from the Chinese. Examples: “Thomas Edison didn’t invent the light bulb. He stole it from the Chinese.” or “Ronald McDonald didn’t invent the Happy Meal. He stole it from the Chinese.”
