Anyone who has spent any time in the company of chickens knows that the female chickens are the sluts of the animal kingdom and will have sex with way more cocks males than necessary to fertilize their eggs. But Oxford researcher Rebecca Dean and her team have recently discovered that although the she-chickens may be promiscuous, they aren’t stupid and practice a reliable, if not, bizarre form of selective birth control.
Chickens have already been observed performing “seminal evacuation” which basically means that they will occasionally eject the sperm after having sex. Dean and her team studied this phenomenon and have come to the following conclusion:
What is a penis but a barometer of a man’s health. If a man is healthy of mind, body, & spirit, chances are his penis will be able to consistently transform into it’s firm, sexual purpose when coaxed by nature’s temptations. If, on the other hand, a man does not respect the delicate balance of healthy living, his love oboe will most likely rebel by remaining a flaccid pendulum in the wind, willfully ignoring it’s God-given duties of pleasure, production, and seduction.
