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Super Gonorrhea, Penis Cutting & Homophobia, or Why Asians Ain’t Getting Laid This Week

  • July 14, 2011 1:01 am

Message to my Asian peeps: what the hell is going on this week? Did you all get together and decide to unleash all this shit at the same time to make non-Asian folks afraid to have sex with us? ‘Cause I think I missed that evite.

First comes reports that a “super” strain of gonorrhea that’s immune to all antibiotics was discovered in Japan. Scientists first identified this new and improved STD in a Japanese sex worker, but don’t know much about it or how it came to be. Well, I’m not a medical expert, but let me just throw this bit of advice out to our Japanese friends…maybe you should stop fucking octopus tentacles and robots. ‘Cause you don’t know where that shit’s been and what sort of new super STDs you’re creating.

Next, there’s Catherine Kieu Becker who allegedly cut off her husband’s penis on Monday and disposed of it in the garbage disposal. Now, on one hand, Kieu definitely doesn’t sound like your stereotypically submissive Asian woman so I applaud her for that, but she certainly hasn’t helped dispel the image of Asian women as craaaazy.  Read more...

An Open Letter To The Church Planning To Burn The Koran

  • August 4, 2010 12:01 am

Dear Dove World Outreach Centre:

So I read the latest news that your pastor Terry Jones is planning to commemorate 9/11 with an “International Burn a Koran Day” on the grounds of your Florida church and you’re calling on other religious groups to join you by burning their own piles of the Koran a.k.a. the Islamic holy book.

Here’s what he said on the subject: “Islam and Sharia law was responsible for 9/11. We see the effects of Islam on Europe. As it has done nothing, Islam is beginning to take over there. Islam is presenting itself as a religion of peace. We want to stop its spread here.”

Now, you’ve been criticized not only by Muslims and other non-Christians, but also sane Christians who see your actions as misguided, hateful and, frankly, a little cuckoo. But you’re not backing down. And why should you? You’re all about standing up for your baby Jesus-inspired convictions and, besides, you’re pumped and ready to literally turn up the heat with your event. There’s no stopping you now so burn, baby, burn! After all, your Facebook page is up:

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Thanks(for the pumpkin pie)giving

  • November 24, 2009 1:12 pm

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This past week, we offenders are trying out a new “flava of the week”. If you click on the icon to the right, you’ll see all the post so far. So appropriately this week’s flava is Thanksgiving. My family isn’t quite the type to celebrate holidays, let alone birthdays. So instead of sharing how our chinese family doesn’t eat turkey or yams or whatever white people eat, I’d like to instead share with you the very first time I tried pumpkin pie.  Read more...