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Japanese American Porn Star Delivers on Her Promise of Free BJs

  • August 20, 2011 12:01 am

Last month, I blogged about busty, plus-sized Japanese American porn star Kelly Shibari’s vow to give out free blowjobs if Japan won the World Cup. Well, Japan did win and Ms. Shibari was as good as her word.

On August 7, inside a studio located in Los Angeles’ Little Tokyo, Shibari held her “Big Beautiful Bukkake and Blowjob Show”. You can read all about this…uh…historic event here and see an interview with Shibari herself here (Warning: both links include explicit photos, videos and vivid descriptions). But for those of you who’d rather not visit the sites above for prudishness or fear of contracting cyber herpes, here are some of the highlights:

About 30 guys signed up to partake of Shibari’s offer, but 13 actually showed up. No one got paid and everyone had to prove they were STD-free (the official test required as proof costs upwards of $110). Some of the men traveled from afar to take part including a dude named Scotty the Love Pirate who flew in from Washington’s San Juan Island saying, “I’m doing this for Kelly.”

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What I Learned on YOMYOMF This Week – December 12 – 18, 2010

  • December 18, 2010 3:40 pm

I’ve never been much for lists, but as of late, I’ve started to wish I had been, at least when I was a child.  A desire recently arose in me – a desire to trace back certain, hm, qualities about me – and, naturally, I began my search by trying to remember all the movies I’d ever seen, particularly in early life.

The tricky thing for me is ascertaining if I’d sat through a particular movie all the way through or if I’d only seen bits and pieces.  My knowledge of films could be typified as a bit of a grab bag, the sum total of miscellaneous research; pop culture exposure; as well as actual movie watching.  If it’s a movie I have a vague recollection of from childhood, it’s no sure thing I watched it all.  There’s a possibility that I only saw a snippet of it on the couch with my Lola (Tagalog for “Grandmother”) before going off to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

As I watched Predator this week, I had no doubts I saw the climactic confrontation between Dutch and the Predator (whom I used to call “Crab Face”) way back when, but I definitely wasn’t sure if I had seen the earlier half of the movie, the one with all those lines (“I ain’t got time to bleed…”).  Suffice to say, the movie was pretty fun.

I just wanted to share that with you.  That’s all.

As we edge closer and closer to Christmas, the YOMYOMF family dives headfirst into the topics that matter: dog-eating. regifting, and African-American robots.  Yeah, that’s right – put that helmet on cause we’re about to blow your MIND.  Read more...

Fast Food Sushi Bukkake

  • December 15, 2010 12:01 am

The good folks at EpicMealTime have just released an awesome new food video (you can watch it below). Now bear with me here…you may think the idea of taking fast food items from establishments like McDonald’s, KFC, Taco Bell and Wendy’s and turning those foods into sushi might sound strange at best and disgusting at worst, but keep an open mind. Let’s start by taking a look at these sample screenshots (but I suggest you, uh, ignore the fat and calorie content):

Maybe these images have turned you off even more to the idea of giving this “fast food sushi bukkake” a taste test. And maybe you’ll be further turned off by the names of the dishes you’ll see being created in the video: The Baconator sushi roll, Chicken nugget nigiri, Quesadilla supreme handroll, Big Mac sushi roll, Popcorn chicken sushi roll, McDonald’s #6 Combo sushi roll with a side of cole slaw wasabi and four different sauces. I have to say that was my immediate reaction when I first heard about this, too. Honestly, this shit sounded gross.  Read more...

What I Learned on YOMYOMF This Week – July 25 – 31, 2010

  • July 31, 2010 10:31 pm

Over the past couple of days, I’ve had to fend for myself and I’ve learned some stuff outside of YOMYOMF.  For example: I can’t cook.  Left to my own devices, my breakfasts will be Cinnamon Toast Crunch and milk; my lunches, microwaveable; and dinners, anything my dear aunts happen to be making.  I just got back from the grocery store and the only things I bought were milk and Cocoa Puffs.

The cashier turned his head up from my purchases to me so slowly, in the way only slow motion could make more agonizing.

One day, I’ll grow up and eat Total.

As July comes to an end, YOMYOMF takes a gander at new ways Korean men can get some vagina; the latest in masturbation innovations; and worms.

In other words, I’ve got a wholesome post for you today.  Read more...

Enjoy Some Bukkake Milk This Weekend

  • July 31, 2010 12:11 am

Check out this “interesting” Japanese commercial for Bukkake Milk a.k.a. the “Number 1 most honorable brand mammal juice drink” below. If you’re a regular reader of our blog, you know what the term “bukkake” means (get schooled YOMYOMF-style here and here). If not, let Wikipedia instruct you here. And remember: “Swallow. The flavor is like a fist.” And with that, all I can say is WOW!:

Things I Learned From Japanese Porn Stars In 2009

  • December 28, 2009 1:33 am

We’ve written our fair share about the Japanese and their freakishness sex (see examples here and here) so I thought I’d keep in the spirit of this tradition by sharing a few things I learned this past year from a couple of new Japanese porn star friends:  Read more...