There’s a recent article at Slate that talks about the recent trend of unusual celebrity pitchmen (er.. people). These folk tend to run in indie street cred circles, who make Sundancey movies, live in either Silverlake or Park Slope and would not be associated as hucksters for the Man. Well, it’s a new world order. Check out the latest roster:
Ellen Page for Cisco: 
Zooey Deschanel for Cotton: 
Luke Wilson for AT&T: 
So what’s up with these indie darlings becoming corporate shills? It’s bad enough that Will.i.am. will wear the Target logo on his hat, but I see an upward trend in celebrities who are slowly embracing becoming corporate spokespeople. Of course, money is a major motivator; Heck, Ellen Page just has to be cute and shoot around her hometown of Nova Scotia. Hey, at least Zooey Deschanel performed the actual theme song to “Cotton! The fabric of our lives!”
I’m sure some of my Asian American brothas reading this have their eyes set on some fine white chick, but may be too shy or emasculated by the racist white man to make a move. Well, fuck that! Do a fellow brotha proud, get out there and go for the gusto! To help you out, I’m passing on my top ten pick-up lines to use on white women. Employ these properly and I guarantee she’ll be letting you shove your Mao Tse Tongue down her throat and you’ll get more succulent and tender white meat than Colonel Sanders.
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