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	<title>You Offend Me You Offend My Family &#187; apple</title>
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		<title>The Postal Service and songs of high school love.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 08:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerome</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[From the Gut]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I derive a certain enjoyment out of extricating myself from my past. Wiping the board clean after a long session of whatever game may have been the order of the day, month, or even couple of years. Ask me and often times I&#8217;ll tell you it&#8217;s like cutting a weight from you, releasing some anchor [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Try to R.I.P., Michael Jackson (the Rewrite)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 10:46:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alfredo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This last month, I found myself doing something I never thought I’d be doing: feeling sympathy for Michael Jackson. Jackson is a small part of my life – I co-own two bars in downtown Oakland, and whether my customer is a surly 45 year old ex-punker, or a sensitive 25 year old neo-folker – I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My trip to a sex shop.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2011 07:43:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerome</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[From the Gut]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Victoria's Secret]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ah, sex shops.  Depending on your mindset, those places can be real awkward to walk into. Thousands of questions start up in my brain whenever I decide to visit.  What should you wear?  Should you shower?  Do you tell them you&#8217;re getting something for someone else? Or maybe you just play it cool and this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>YOMYOMF HAIKU CORNER: Steve Jobs, I love you.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Aug 2011 07:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerome</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Arty Farty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apple]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[black]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dawson's creek]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ipod]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[richard grieco]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[steve jobs]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mister Jobs leaving Leaves a hole in the Apple Of my iPod &#8211; sigh. Honestly, I don&#8217;t know much about Steve Jobs.  The extent of my familiarity with him pales in comparison with his familiarity to black turtlenecks, but I know that he was pretty important to the company that makes iPods and I really [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What I Learned on YOMYOMF This Year – 2010-2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jul 2011 07:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerome</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What I Learned On YOMYOMF]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[anniversary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apple]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[balls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fast Five]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hitchcock]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inception]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ipad]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What I Learned on YOMYOMF This Year is a capsule of the year&#8217;s blogs with sarcastic commentary from Yours Truly (that’s me!).  If you’ve been busy and missed out on a couple of our daily gems, this is a perfect way to catch up. This is a special edition because this will be the last [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What I Learned on YOMYOMF This Week – March 12 &#8211; 18, 2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Mar 2011 08:58:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerome</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What I Learned On YOMYOMF]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[127 Hours]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apple]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[billy crudup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cockfighter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cookies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[disney]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[girl scouts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[horse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iPhone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[japan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[karma]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nuclear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Poop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[red dawn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[supermoon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ucla]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What I Learned on YOMYOMF This Week is a capsule of the week’s blogs with sarcastic commentary from Yours Truly (that’s me!).  If you’ve been busy and missed out on a couple of our daily gems, this is a perfect way to catch up. But seriously – what was more important than reading YOMYOMF? In [...]]]></description>
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		<title>COMMUNITY QUESTION: Is the Backstreet Boys&#8217; &#8220;All I Have to Give&#8221; about enticing a woman to cheat?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 05:50:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerome</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Around The Horn]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ah, the nineties. Honestly, I&#8217;d rather forget them, but I sang enough songs in the car enough times that some of those lyrics will never, ever leave my brain. If I hear even just the opening notes of a given pop tune, my brain will find a way to dredge up the accompanying lyrics and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What I Learned on YOMYOMF This Week – September 12 – 18, 2010</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/what-i-learned-on-yomyomf-this-week-%e2%80%93-september-12-%e2%80%93-18-2010/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/what-i-learned-on-yomyomf-this-week-%e2%80%93-september-12-%e2%80%93-18-2010/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Sep 2010 01:56:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerome</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What I Learned On YOMYOMF]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apple]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christian Bale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[droid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[firefly]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inception]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[joss whedon]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[serenity]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know, I know: when you read this column, it usually opens up with me bitching or complaining about something.  Well, let me save you the suspense and tell you now that this week&#8217;s content will be prefaced by a good ol&#8217; round of complaining.  And I know that &#8216;bitching&#8217; and &#8216;complaining&#8217; are synonyms &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Suspended!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Sep 2010 10:28:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alfredo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Flavah of the Week]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apple]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[droid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gandhi]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hear ye, hear ye!  On only the second day of the first week of his first year in high school, my son Rafael got his ass suspended from school.  He was always a precocious child. I got home after work and my wife Linda, talking fast, her voice louder than usual, tells me before I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tabula Rasa</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 10:59:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elaine</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[graphic design]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[industrial design]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Interpretations Film]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jackson Pollack]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[sculpture]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Being that we are about a month out from the deadline for our short film contest, INTERPRETATIONS I wanted to share my memories from a summer art program I embarked on back in high school where it was an intense four weeks of &#8220;Interpretations&#8221; type art exercises that were ultimately enlightening though very humbling. The [...]]]></description>
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