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Thinspiration

  • May 3, 2011 4:06 am

It’s like a funhouse mirror in a psychic house of horrors.   Your reflection has been cruelly warped, only you don’t see it.  For you, that image is truth.

Vogue finally dedicated an issue entirely to anorexia, and the images in it are heartbreaking.

Last week was open house at my son’s middle school.  On display were semester long research projects the 8th graders had done on any subject of their choosing – the subjects ranged from the history of ice cream to what it takes to become a forensic anthropologist.  They were done in the form of mock magazines, fictional stories, or long essays.

But someone had left out a real Vogue magazine by mistake – the anorexia issue.

Keyword Bonanza

  • July 21, 2010 1:07 am

Fellow blogger Philip has mentioned that keyword phrases like “Megan Fox” and “Mannequin sex doll” drive major hits to the site. So I’ve decided to give yomyomf a huge boost in traffic today. How I propose to do that is by incorporating the top 20 search keywords (for Tuesday, July 20) according to Yahoo! into my blog. So yomyomf people, be prepared for an inundation of hits and spam linkage.

Surprisingly, “Megan Fox” is not one of the top 20 keywords and neither is ”Mannequin sex doll“.  I thought I was sure to find “sex” or “hot babes” in the list somewhere, or possibly “Robert Pattinson” (or “RPat”) or any other “Twilight”-related key words.  But no, none of these phrases broke the top 20. Granted this list changes daily, so this may just be a microcosm of search popularity.

The number 1 keyword search, folks, is “facebook”.  Now why people would have to search for “facebook” is beyond me when everyone knows the web address is “facebook.com”. I suppose there are a lot of people like my husband who hate typing the extra 4 letters “.com” and have to do a search to get anywhere on the Internet, which would also explain why “Hulu,” “Twitter,” “and “Pandora Radio” are also in the top 20. “Microsoft Bing” also makes the list, but why people would search for a search engine is beyond me. Seems to defeat the purpose.

The number 2 keyword is “Zsa Zsa Gabor

What I Learned on YOMYOMF This Week – June 6-12, 2010

  • June 13, 2010 11:30 am

Bonjourno, mes amis! It’s funny there was this guy earlier this week who was so intent on correcting me about my perfect French. Fuck you, guy. If there’s two things in the world my cold heart can love, it’s ignorance. Oh, and irony. Right, that would make two.

Family is a funny thing. It is said they often know best because, well, they do see you the most out of anyone. And you do share the same blood. I don’t mean what Angelina Jolie and her brother used to do either.

now that's what i call brotherly sexual attraction. it works better as 'love.'

Then why did my mother suggest a psychiatrist to me?

Hahaha!

I don’t know why I’m laughing!

In this most definitely sane week at YOMYOMF, we tackle the culinary value of cats; the irresistible influence of Paul Newman; and compensation copulation.

You’re gonna wanna read about the compensation copulation.

She said, “Come on in!”

Toby Keith, Chink Eyes And World Peace

  • December 17, 2009 1:13 am

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By now, you’ve probably heard that country star Toby Keith has upset many in the Asian American community by making the ole “chink eye” gesture during an impromptu performance of “Rapper’s Delight” with Will Smith at a Nobel Peace Prize after party in Norway. You can check out the clip below if you haven’t seen it yet. Keith makes the offensive gesture about 26 seconds in after Smith raps the word “yellow”:

Top Ten Pick-Up Lines Asian American Guys Can Use On White Women

  • September 10, 2009 12:11 pm

pickup_lines_im_asian_do_you_have_asian_in_you_sticker-p217409815600136118qjcl_400I’m sure some of my Asian American brothas reading this have their eyes set on some fine white chick, but may be too shy or emasculated by the racist white man to make a move. Well, fuck that! Do a fellow brotha proud, get out there and go for the gusto! To help you out, I’m passing on my top ten pick-up lines to use on white women. Employ these properly and I guarantee she’ll be letting you shove your Mao Tse Tongue down her throat and you’ll get more succulent and tender white meat than Colonel Sanders.

10. Do you want to go back to my place and play “Jon and Kate plus eight minutes of pure sexual nirvana?”