My mother and grandmother both live by the mantra “cleanliness is next to godliness” and in response, I had no choice but to become an OCD pack rat.  In anticipation of the rituals of Spring cleaning (I need to start early), here’s a list of some of their anal retentive ways:

1.  They save all those plastic shopping bags and fold them into origami triangles so that they can be compacted.  No jack in the box surprises of plastic baggies flying out of overstuffed drawers.

2. They swab down the mouthpieces of phones with alcohol to kill off any germs.  A necessary procedure for households where yelling on the phone is akin to using your normal speaking voice.