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FLOUNDERING FILM FLUNKEE fixates over the hot extra!

  • October 27, 2011 1:19 am

You’re watching some random movie in your Netflix queue when you discover that one of the main actors/actresses is super bangin’. Most people just get aroused and let it be.

 

I’m not most people. As a film fanatic and professional pervert, I promptly head to my computer to look the movie up on IMDb.

There, I can find the character name, then the person who played them before proceeding to Google their name for any naked pictures of them. Then, well, I go to my happy place. It has lot of rainbows — OF SEMEN. I should probably get that checked.

Keyword Bonanza

  • July 21, 2010 1:07 am

Fellow blogger Philip has mentioned that keyword phrases like “Megan Fox” and “Mannequin sex doll” drive major hits to the site. So I’ve decided to give yomyomf a huge boost in traffic today. How I propose to do that is by incorporating the top 20 search keywords (for Tuesday, July 20) according to Yahoo! into my blog. So yomyomf people, be prepared for an inundation of hits and spam linkage.

Surprisingly, “Megan Fox” is not one of the top 20 keywords and neither is ”Mannequin sex doll“.  I thought I was sure to find “sex” or “hot babes” in the list somewhere, or possibly “Robert Pattinson” (or “RPat”) or any other “Twilight”-related key words.  But no, none of these phrases broke the top 20. Granted this list changes daily, so this may just be a microcosm of search popularity.

The number 1 keyword search, folks, is “facebook”.  Now why people would have to search for “facebook” is beyond me when everyone knows the web address is “facebook.com”. I suppose there are a lot of people like my husband who hate typing the extra 4 letters “.com” and have to do a search to get anywhere on the Internet, which would also explain why “Hulu,” “Twitter,” “and “Pandora Radio” are also in the top 20. “Microsoft Bing” also makes the list, but why people would search for a search engine is beyond me. Seems to defeat the purpose.

The number 2 keyword is “Zsa Zsa Gabor