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Driven To Drink

  • April 10, 2012 4:04 am

How cruel is this?  Neuroscientist Ulrike Heberlein and her colleagues, bored, and in an apparently sadistic mood, put horny male fruit flies in a container with females who had just mated, and who therefore weren’t in the mood.

Not able to tell their prospective suitors that “they had headaches” or were feeling “bloated and unsexy,” the female flies simply ran away, kicked the guys, or stuck out their egg-laying organs to hold them at bay (that last one, especially, does sound like a turn off).

The scientists did this for four days straight, in three hour sessions, until the poor frustrated males turned to one of the same salves favored by their human counterparts: booze!

BEWARE: every woman looks better with oversized sunglasses.

  • October 31, 2011 12:00 am

It’s the danger hidden in plain sight, whenever a straight man goes out on the hunt. He may be out for a run at the park or walking the streets of Los Angeles after lunch – wherever he may be, he is almost guaranteed to encounter it. The real question is: will he be prepared?

Will you?

Yes, it’s the hot woman with the big-ass sunglasses. You might see her across the way on the other side of the street or you might brush right past her as she walks in the opposite direction and you do your double take. Whether near or far,  you cannot help but notice her because her sunglasses are AS BIG AS HER FACE.

And somehow, regardless of your tastes, your baser instincts will say that she is – without qualification – totally friggin’ HOT.

But beware! More often than not, IT’S A TRAP.

Nursing a drink does not make me a pussy.

  • August 11, 2011 1:03 am

I want to, at this moment, both clear the air and assert the following belief: nursing my drink does not make me a pussy.

Look: I was, am, and will continue to be a born connoisseur till the day I die.  I appreciate the aspect of appreciation that comes with all matters and all things.  From music to movie to booze, I enjoy taking my time to relish the experience, to soak it all in.

Fine: I may not be able to articulate every detail in the clearest or most eloquent way, but that doesn’t make my savoring of those moments any less valid.

I just don’t like to rush things.  I like to take things slow and make it good – right, ladies?  It’s okay; just nod.  It’s true.

So why, then, do I get so much flak for nursing my drink at a bar?

Why St. Patrick’s Day Should Be a Korean Holiday

  • March 11, 2011 12:01 am

So come next Thursday, we will all be Irish again for one day—wearing green, pinching those who aren’t wearing green, drinking, clubbing errant snakes and drinking some more. Yes, once again St. Patrick’s Day will be upon us. Now, nothing against my Irish brothers and sisters, but I think it might be time to finally come clean and acknowledge what a lot of us have been thinking for the longest time:

St. Patrick’s Day should also be a Korean holiday.

Koreans do already celebrate St. Patrick’s Day and it’s allegedly growing in popularity every year. This shouldn’t be too surprising because Koreans are often referred to as the “Irish of the Orient.” Our two peoples definitely have a lot in common and it makes sense that this holiday should therefore be shared equally between our two great nations.

Vintage Japanese Cigarette/Alcohol Ads

  • October 4, 2010 12:01 am

The good folks over at Pink Tentacle have collected a bunch of interesting Japanese cigarette and alcohol ads from 1894-1954. Check out a sampling of them below (you can see them all here). Happy Monday, everyone!

Six Signs You’re Getting Old

  • June 1, 2010 12:01 am

Just because you still feel healthy, your memory isn’t shot to shit and you don’t go to the restroom 20 times each night, doesn’t mean you’re not getting old. Here are 6 signs that might mean you’re already over the hill and should just resign yourself to no longer avoiding things like this

1) WORDS HAVE DIFFERENT MEANINGS THEN THEY USED TO WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER

Back in my day, a “droid” referred to gay robots that lived in outer space, not a technologically advanced smartphone (how the fuck can a phone be smart anyway? It’s a machine!). “Face Book” was the title of a porno about a sexy librarian’s erotic adventures, not a social networking site that’s the biggest time-waster since the invention of masturbation. “The situation” referred to a problem you had to deal with, not a reality show-starring douchebag. (The) “Paris Hilton” was someplace that would beckon you to come inside when you were looking to get away for a fun time, not, well…OK, that one’s still the same. But my point still stands–stop confusing us! Quit recycling old words and come up with new ones.

Chinky Or Not Chinky: Koreans Heart Their Alcohol Edition

  • March 16, 2010 1:21 am

Tomorrow is St. Patrick’s Day when we celebrate the rich heritage of our Irish brothers and sisters by drinking ourselves shit-faced. Koreans are often referred to as the Irish of the Orient because of shared traits between the two countries such as our history of subjugation, volatile tempers and the ability to drink like fish. But is this really true? Do Koreans really drink more than any other group or is that just a baseless stereotype? Chinky or not chinky?

Let’s start with some anecdotal evidence. A short while ago, I asked you, our readers, via our Twitter and Facebook pages what you thought of the Koreans=heavy drinkers “stereotype.”  Here’s a sampling of some of your responses: