To eat dog is inhuman. Unless, of course, you’re Asian. Then that just makes you a non-vegetarian.
I ate a dog once. It was quite good. It tasted very much like chicken but a bit…doggier. Just know it was totally by accident that I ate an entire puppy from head to tail. Actually, that’s a lie. There was no head. The restaurant didn’t include it. I think they used the puppy heads to make some sort of anti-impotency soup for horny asian dictators and westerners looking for the Rod of Thor. Anyway, without a head, a puppy carcass filleted out, Chinese-style on a dinner platter looks very much like a chicken or a duck. That’s how they served it to me and that’s how I accidentally ate the little canine creature. The whole thing. By accident. Woof, woof. Please don’t judge me…
- “dog food” means different things in different places…
