Sup, playboys, playgirls – you know the score. Your favorite wordsmith be laying it down for you, that is the stories of the past week, giving you a last peek, before another one begins.
Y’all like that? Awesome. That took me an hour.
I found some old pictures of myself while I was cleaning out my garage and while that discovery alone will not stand as a single blog post, it will suffice for this intro. They were from some banquet in high school and while I was rocking the shirt and tie in those photos, I was definitely not rocking them like I do now. Also: braces.
Looking at them was as painful as trying to eat a sandwich after an adjustment. Probably more so.
To our present (or should I say ‘past’? HARDY-HAR) matters: your favorite website investigates the Asia Adult Expo; encounters a Hamburger Nazi; and eats right out of the god damn toilet. Seriously, I don’t know any other site that would do that for your personal kicks.
Well, not for free anyway.
