Why do guys play adjust themselves so much? Well I’m here to tell you its because of mainly one factor, the heat. With the recent global warming attack of record setting temperatures, its of no doubt that most men have that feeling of sticky or itchy feeling down there especially kids today with their TIGHT pants. And either you’re a guy who doesn’t care about adjusting themselves in public or you find ways to pretend to itch their thighs, walk with a wide step or sit with a very open leg stance. We’re actually de-velcro’n our balls from our leg. It’s really not our fault. When it gets hot, our junk hangs lower to dissipate the elevated temperatures. Same goes with the opposite with shrinkage when you jump into a cold pool. But I’ve been researching on a few tips to alleviate some of these sticky moments. And here’s what I got.
First you can try the obvious, wearing briefs. It eliminates the swing low, sweet chariots during hot times. Its a must is when we play sports kinda like a sports bra for women. But a lotta guys wear tighty whiteys before their 20′s and after their 30′s. Why…um, maybe its the age where guys see each other naked alot and still get made fun of. I’m not totally sure. I think the boxers or boxer briefs have become more popular but you def will get the sweaty sticky feeling without a doubt.

Next, guys could try using some sort of powder to eliminate the sweat. Gold Bond or just plain baby powder is popular. Actually a lot of my blacks friends from the military use their Gold Bond religiously. No clue why but I guess I’m starting a stereotype…like all my blacks friends from Atlanta have one front gold tooth. I just like how they always smell like coco butter. But I never understood the Gold Bond theory until now. I’ve seen heard some men use their deodorant stick like Right Guard and roll it around. They go…arm pits, chest, then junk. And I’m pretty sure they use that method everyday. Never EVER borrow another man’s deodorant stick.

I really don’t have any other suggestions. Maybe some tape on your thighs so nothing can stick to them. Or some sort of AC unit built into your underwear. I can’t really say there’s a solution for this problem. The only real solution is to think of more ways to be discreet about adjusting yourself. Like pretending that your calf is pulling and you have to stretch out your leg. Or itch your belly button first and work your way down. Or maybe my secret, just pretend you’re doing a Michael Jackson impersonation every 5 minutes. Either way, now you know why guys are sweating their balls off.