If you’re like me and don’t know who to root for in the Superbowl tomorrow, maybe this post could be of service. Of course most people don’t have any stake in the big game in Arlington (because our own team sucks) and just want to watch the million dollar commercials or a Fergie nipple sip like Janet at half time but for you true football fans that are still on the fence on whether to cheer for the Pittsburgh Steelers or the Green Bay Packers, I decided to google “What is free if the packers win” and what came up was free ice cream in Wisconsin and one free extra night in Chicago Omni hotels. Pretty sweet! Then I googled “What is free if the steelers win” Coincidental, this came up…a free blowjob from porn star Diamond Foxxx. Wowwowwubbsy! Ice cream or bj hmmmm. I’d hate to be the 100th guy in either line.

But if that didn’t help your decision making, I’ve enlisted a few friends to represent their team to state their cases.

Tony A. – Green Bay Packers cheesehead
The Green Bay Packers should be 2010 Superbowl Champs!!!! Having build up a team that had commentators saying The Packers were Superbowl Bound before the season started was a strong statement. Many stopped thinking like that after losing our starting RB Ryan Grant in the first game of the season. But somehow the Packers managed to put the right plays together with the leadership of their QB Aaron Rogers (despite the two concussions he stuffed during the season) and the great defensive playmakers Matthews & Woodson with the rest of our D-fence, the Packers were able to make the Wild Card #6 seed.

As the playoffs started there was no stopping the Mighty Pack that upset Michael Vick and his Eagles in the Wild Card game. Then went on to play the #1 seed Hot-lanta (Falcons) that was not so hot after a beat down by the packers D-fence. And then to Chicago for the NFC Conference Championship were they stung a Bears team that looked like they couldn’t be stopped, until the packers came to town. The Packers will try to be the third #6 seed to win it all on the road despite the injuries along the way, with a D-fence to be wreck-en with and a QB that can pick the blitz apart with his quick release and great receiving cast. This Pack team has developed into a elite team that other teams would not want to face while they are on this amazing run…So The Green Bay Packers come Sunday should be the Superbowl Champs! 21-17 Pack..
Go Pack Go!!! F#@k the Steelers!

Let’s see what the other side had to say.

Jonathan W. – Pittsburgh Steelers thug
The Steelers have won 6 out of 7 Superbowl in the franchise history more than any other team ever in the NFL. Our team just has more superbowl veterans. So we are winners and winners always win. I have no idea how in the hell a 6th seed team can be favored to win a championship they haven’t been to in over a decade. Our defense is too beastly! Why do you think we were fined more than any other team for hard hits? Sorry, in the steal city we play FOOTBALL. If you don’t want to get tackled, go back to flag football. Right now I understand how Laker fans feel, when you’re the best team ever, hate comes with it.

I never ever met any Greenbay fans in my life even in the 90’s but now all of a sudden everyone always loved the Packers. We don’t need people to jump on our bandwagon. Please don’t actually because we are fine holding it down with what we got. I can’t respect a team that comes from a division that can send a 7-9 team to the playoffs. All the top teams are in the AFC and come this Sunday the AFC will take the trophy and we will add another ring to our second hand. Just ask Prohgress of the fareast movement. He screams go packers but when it comes time to making a bet on the packers he aint with it. That’s because deep down he knows and everyone else knows the Steal City is taking it once again. So you can run and tell that… homeboy. 54-0 Steelers!

Well, from that I can only tell that the Packers at the moment are on an incredible playoff run and even though most people are on the Packers bandwagon, don’t talk shit near a Steelers fan. They may beat you with their six rings on. Still on the fence? Well I brought in an expert, someone who knows football and can chug a beer.

Winfield C. – NFL and beer can shotgun expert
The Steelers strength is their stout, top ranked run defense-which gives up only 52 yards a game. Good thing for the Packers…their running game sucks anyway. Advantage Steelers. The real test will be the Steeler pass defense vs. Aaron Rodgers and his posse of weapons. The Steelers are pretty old school when it comes to pass defense. On passing downs, they keep their base 3-4 defense on the field (as opposed to other teams that replace linebackers with defensive backs who are quicker and more capable of covering opposing receivers). They like this strategy because they can continue to pressure the QB with proven pass rushers from all different angles. Fortunately for Packer fans, Aaron Rodgers has one of the quickest releases (think Jim from America Pie) in all of football. Look for the Packers to spread the field and force those linebackers to cover their much faster targets (think Baby D vs. Day-Day). But, if the Packers don’t protect Rodgers, this can happen. Still, advantage Packers.

When Pittsburgh is on offense, they’ll be missing pro bowl rookie Maurkic Pouncey, their starting center. This is the most critical position on the offensive line, as the center is tasked with calling out the blocking assignments. His replacement will be making his first NFL start at center. This doesn’t bode well for the Steeler offense even though they’re one of the best organizations at developing talent throughout their roster.

So, will Big Ben Roethlisberger win his 3rd career championship on Sunday? Although Ben doesn’t respond well to the word “no,” I’m going to have to say no.
Packers 34, Steelers 31

There you have it. We should be expecting a high scoring, bone crushing, ass slapping game. If I were a betting man, I’d bet on me being drunk by halftime and not caring after that. Win or lose, expect Big Ben to look like this after the game.