Yes, these are crocheted Spock ears.

And yes, I would totally wear them. And not just because I have a thing for Vulcans. After all, these are the logical things to wear to keep your ears warm.

I know nothing about crocheting so I have no idea what the following even means, but if you’d like to make a pair of these Spock ears for yourself, here’s how:

The pattern is worked continuously in the round until row 11 (after which you will work back and forth). While an F hook was used for my particular ear size, you may have to go up or down a hook size to get a proper fit for yourself.

MATERIALS:
“F” hook
Worsted weight yarn in “flesh” color (Spock beige, Sarek tan, or Tuvok brown)
Scissors
Tapestry needle

ABBREVIATIONS:
ch – chain
sc – single crochet
sk – skip
st(s) – stitch(es)
inc – increase

PATTERN: (make 2 ears)
Sc 6 in magic ring or double loop.
Round 1-2: sc 6
Round 3: [sc 1, inc] 3 times (9)
Round 4-5: sc 9
Round 6: [sc 2, inc] 3 times (12)
Round 7-8: sc 12
Round 9: [sc 3, inc] 3 times (15)
Round 10: sc 15
Row 11: sc 8
Row 12-14: ch 1, turn, sc 8 across
Row 15: sk 1st st, sc in next 7 sts (7)
Row 16: sk 1st st, sc in next 6 sts (6)
Row 17: sk 1st st, sc in next 5 sts (5)
Row 18. sk 1st st, sc in next st, sk next st, sc in next 2 sts (3)
Row 19: sk 1st st, sc in next 2 sts (2)
Row 20: sk 1st st, sc in next st (1)

Bind off and weave in tail.

Place “point” opening (after row 11) over the top of your ear and fold the bottom flap formed by the decreases on row 18 under your ear lobe.

Live long and prosper!

(Via Boing Boing)