Comments on: Sex Mechanics of the Smurfs

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By: Norith Soth

Norith Soth — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 21:07:16 +0000

Great theories, but you missed the big one… Smurfs are blue, Na’vis are blue (the same tint). Maybe the Smurfs live in Pandora in 3D!

By: Mai

Mai — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 03:35:54 +0000

Hi Jimmy! I love your movie “Ping Pong Playa” =) I like Theory 1, it’s more fun. I wonder what the mama alien would look like. Theory 3 is probably more like it. Smurfette could of been a closet lesbian and not even have liked guys, less mate with them. How I loved her, she was so damn cute!

By: Shannon

Shannon — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 03:15:37 +0000

Also,don’t forget the smurfs were communists
http://www.iamlost.com/features/smurfs/commies.shtml

By: Iris

Iris — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 23:37:09 +0000

I find it interesting to note that these same theories could also be used to explain how some of our bloggers came to be. Roger has self-proclaimed himself as some sort of alien (as per his Blue Light Special post) and personally, I think Phil is a Gremlin who has replicated himself so he can monitor all yomyomf related sites, track visitors, write stage plays and find the most obscure tidbits to blog about, all at the same time.

By: Philip

Philip — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 19:19:14 +0000

Many times as a child, I have pondered this very question. Thanks, Jimmy, for offering some possible theories. Now I can live my life with one less mystery to ponder.

By: Anderson

Anderson — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 08:12:40 +0000

All I remembered about the SMURFS movie was that it was very different from the Saturday morning cartoon show. It was the French version that was based on the Peyo original texts, not the bastardized American version. I’ll take the bastardized version any day. I just did not put two and two together when I watched the movie in the theater. It was just too weird to comprehend a different version.

By: Tony Young

Tony Young — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 07:45:16 +0000

To take this question seriously, you have to look at Peyo’s work and see what would be logical according to his writing style.

Wasn’t there a stork that delievered Smurf babies? There’s sorcery involved so maybe some kind of magic based cloning?