Comments on: Seven People Asian American Guys Can Pretend To Be In Order To Get Laid By A White Chick

By: smokey

smokey — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 17:45:50 +0000

None of these would work, asians are just too ugly..

By: Five Things Asian Americans Can Get Away With That White People Can’t | You Offend Me You Offend My Family

Mon, 26 Apr 2010 07:15:55 +0000

[...] if you want to be real daring, take the advice I’ve dished out before and just pretend to be the famous Asian person. They’ll never know the difference and if they accuse you of deception, you can always say, [...]

By: Five Movies Asian Guys Should Not Take White Chicks To See : You Offend Me You Offend My Family

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 08:02:08 +0000

[...] trying to help my Asian American brothas score with the ladies of the Caucasian persuasion (see here and here for past examples). Perhaps there’s a hot white chick who has already caught your eye [...]

By: Chinky Or Not Chinky: White People Look Alike Edition : You Offend Me You Offend My Family

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 21:41:56 +0000

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By: Kane

Kane — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:40:56 +0000

That reminds me of a time when I walked into an IHOP here in FL a few months ago and I could here 2 fat waitresses in the background singing to William Hung in the distance while we were waiting for our order. Y’know, saying “She bang, she bang.” Does that mean they wanted me?

By: holman

holman — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 03:40:56 +0000

I think William Hung might get a discount at the chicken ranch but that’s about it. Like a 1 for 1 within the hour.

By: Simon Tsui

Simon Tsui — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:16:06 +0000

You forgot Sully.

By: Juliet

Juliet — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:44:21 +0000

William Hung…ewwww…The Tianamen Square guy, Bruce Lee’s brother, and, of course,Justin, might work, though.

I hope you don’t mind me pointing you to this now, but it kind of seems appropriate. My husband and I have actually started a blog about our lives as an AM/WF married couple with a family. Just to take away the perception that couples like us are some weird phenomenon like unicorns, and the misconception that white women aren’t interested in Asian men. Feel free to check it out! Especially the entries that he and I did about racial indentity. (Or, in my case, my racial NON identity.) You can also see how cute our kids are. Anyway, here is the link:

http://2r2bm.blogspot.com/

By: Justin

Justin — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:35:07 +0000

Phil, you and your blog remind me of Larry Spriggs from the ’85 Lakers.

By: Roger

Roger — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:16:54 +0000

If one were to do a general survey, I’m pretty sure William Hung would have a Top 5 most recognized name/face of all Asian Americans in America. Sad…so, so sad…

And if it was just by true name alone, he may just be #1 (if you survey all of America). i’m not counting dead people so Bruce Lee can’t qualify.