Are your stuffed animals stressed out and in need of a vacation? Well, there’s a new travel agency in the Czech Republic that has the solution to your problem. Inspired by the globe-trotting garden gnome from the film Amelie, the Toy Traveling agency is offering a luxury vacation package for…your stuffed animal.
That’s right—your stuffed animal will be escorted around Prague and photos will be taken of him/her at all the lovely tourist sites. You can even pay extra for your favorite toy to receive a massage complete with candles and incense.
Damn, do people actually pay for this shit?!
I think it’s time for us to launch our next venture: YOMYOMF’s Toy Traveling Agency. For a ridiculous reasonable fee, we’ll take your stuffed animal to all the cool places in L.A. and snap photos for you. Hell, we’ll throw in a massage too at no extra cost…a special Thai massage guaranteed to leave your teddy bear smiling (any dry cleaning expenses required to remove strange stains from your stuffed animal will be added to your bill).
We’ll even take care of your favorite stuffed toy in our unique YOMYOMF style–So do you want a picture of your animal hanging with my fellow Offender Anderson and bikini clad waitresses at a Vietnamese coffee shop? Riding shotgun with Paul Walker on the set of the next Fast & Furious flick? Engaged in a three-way with Sung and Roger (again, dry cleaning expenses to get rid of strange stains will be added to your bill)? Done, done and definitely done as long as you got the cash to make it happen (and yes, we only accept cash to be deposited into an offshore account). Ka-ching, baby!