Diaper rash? Or something quite close to it?
Apparently, there are many things to consider when attacking a new work out regime: will I like the coach? Do I agree with the philosophy behind this training method? Will I actually do it on a regular basis?
But diaper rash is the last thing I thought I’d have to battle. Okay, it’s not DIAPER RASH, it’s more like… a scab near the top of my coin slot. You know, right up there in the highest portion of the all mighty ass-crack. But HOW?!?!
How does one get a rash IN their coin slot????
I realized that I had this questionable scrape on my coin slot when showering immediately after a Crossfit workout. (I’m not a hardcore crossfitter, I’m only doing it because the nearest yoga/rock climbing gym to me is 40 minutes away so I have to do whatever workout is closest to me at 5:30am.) It was that STING! when the water hit it. OWWWW!
I thought I had given myself a chemical burn from the Ajax in my hand. (I routinely scrub the tub with bleach powder before I shower. I figure, the tub’s going to be wet, probably the best time to clean it.)
“I must’ve accidentally brushed myself with the sponge,” I hurriedly thought.
"Scratch free?!" I think not!
But as the day continued, I thought, “No, maybe this thong gave me the scab. Maybe it’s too tight!” Threw away thong after I came home that night. (Wore granny panties the next day.)
I wondered for a brief second if I had contracted an STD. But WHY would it give me a scab so NOT near my genitals?
All questions were answered the next day at Crossfit.
As I lied down to do my “as many sit ups as you can do in 5 minutes” sit ups, my coach gave me a little abmat (to help isolate my ab muscles). I’m on sit up #32 when it dawns on me: my scab is hurting… because of the friction… of me going up and down… with this abmat propping my back this way. I’m GIVING myself a scab from WORKING OUT!!!!!!
HOLY MOTHER OF G*D!
So next time I come to Crossfit, apparently I have to wear a bandaid until my butt cheeks are callused enough to endure endurance sit-ups.
You! It was you all this time!!!
(And I really do miss that thong I threw out. It was cute. And it was expensive. Sigh.)
I am expensive.
Seriously, what the fuck?!? I come here off of facebook to read articles during my lunch break, and there’s no NSFW warning on the page?
I see that the top picture has been changed. So, it’s not longer NSFW, but I have to wonder if that original pic was posted mistakenly.
@Andrew, you must be new here. Pretty much most of our stuff is NSFW so no point in doing warnings.
What happin to shave pussy pic? That birthspot on leg was yum. Would like to lick! I shold have save.
When it’s straight up full frontal nudity, there should be an NSFW warning. The other stuff, though, has been fine (I’m a long time reader, actually).
@Phillip And just in case you weren’t aware of what happened: the top photo, now the cleavage of someone’s backside (presumably Beverly’s) was initially a full frontal photo of a woman’s genitalia with a similar rash (again, perhap’s Beverly’s). The mixup was likely noticed at some point and changed, but after the initial facebook link was posted and before you checked the post out.
@Andrew I rarely respond to posts (I hide from bright lights too), but I thought I’d clear it up for you. As much as I’m flattered that you would believe I’m as smooth as a baby’s bottom down there; but the original picture was of diaper rash on an actual… baby’s bottom.
And sorry, that’s still not a picture of my actual butt… my butt is much more perky.
and I’d wager the AF writers here all have some orientalist tramp stamps for their SWM to fetishize over. ^_^
@Beverly OK! Thanks for clearing it all up. It was just an odd mix up then. HAHA. Sorry for the confusion on my part!
Also, knowing now that that was a baby in the original photo, that Pablo guy went from total creeper to extreme perv. Wow.