I love the RP (Republic of the Philippines, as I am told, as it is usually referred to). Filipinos know how to sing and dance, in whatever situation. That prison in Cebu is back with their most recent ditty, another MJ dance off to “Dangerous” (Thanks to Disgrasian for posting this). Formerly known as the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, the warden uses dance to rehabilitate the prison population, comprised mostly of rapists, murderers and drug traffickers. The brainchild of Warden Byron Garcia, this mode of “dance exercises” has become in Internet phenomenon. 

Anyway, here’s their latest video, with some Smooth Criminal sprinkled in:

I gotta ask, when is the inevitable biopic movie on this? It could be the next Filipino Sister Act meets The Longest Yard meets Iron Ladies. Warden Garcia can be played by my favorite Filipino actor/Senator, the honorable Ramon “Bong” Revilla Jr.! Check out this teaser below:

Unlike previous examples of actors turned politicians, like Ronald Reagan and Arnold Schwarzenegger, Senator Revilla Jr. continues to act in movies AND serve public office. 

Hey, the great Manny Pacquiao is making a movie, co-starring reluctant Pussycat Doll lead singer Nicole Scherzinger. Check out the very early teaser:

Man, this reeks of Pinoy pride… Throw in Lea Salonga, apl.de.ap. and Rob Schneider, and then you’ve got a cinematic Filipino orgy.