Today’s prayer, the Reader’s Digest version:
One Good Thing:jaws01

Flipping through the channels last night (yeah, big Friday night party time!), I came across “Jaws” on TNT. This is my favorite movie of all time (a close second is “Withnail and I,” but this one has the added sepia fuzz of childhood nostalgia). I caught about twenty minutes of it, the scene on the boat where Quint and Hooper compare scars, and where Robert Shaw, as Quint, does a magnificent job chewing up the scenery with his Indiannapolis monologue: “1100 men went into the water, 300 come out, sharks took the rest. June the 14th, Nineteen hundred forty five.” That movie is the perfect blend of character, action, humor, suspense and horror. And just in case you feel you’ve accomplished anything in your life, remember that Spielberg had it in the can well before his 30th birthday. God I love that movie. It’s one of my favorite comfort food flicks.

What are yours?

One Bad Thing:whistle02

About two weeks ago, my nine year old son Gabriel figured out how to whistle. We’re the only two in the family who can do it. My wife Linda can’t, my older son Rafael can’t, even my brother-in-law can’t. At the dinner table last night Rafael asked me and Gabriel to whistle “Jingle Bells.” So we each took turns. Gabriel went first, and did a great job. You could recognize the song from note one. Then it was my turn, and it was over before it began. I kicked ass. Destroyed it. Each of my notes varied subtly in volume and emotional interpretation. I started with a standard rendition of Jingle Bells and a minute later had created THE Jingle Bells, the benchmark version by which all other whistled holiday classics will be judged. In a nutshell, I kicked Gabriel’s ass. But when Gabriel asked his mother, my wife, who did better, she answered without hesitation: you did. WTF!? That is so not true! God, she’s always taking his side!