One Good Thing – Celebrity
You get a guest starring role on Dexter, they smile. You get an interview on CNN, they nod with approval. But if you score a spot hawking Salon Pas or boba drinks on an in-language (insert appropriate ethnic group) commercial for your local international TV station, they turn into drooling, screaming 13 year old Hannah Montana groupies. And you’re Hannah Montana.
One Bad Thing – Organic what?
Do not ever buy meat or produce at Whole Foods and leave the price tag or receipt around. If Asian parents come in contact with either article, they will immediately go into anaphylactic shock and aimlessly roam around the house for weeks quoting the outrageous prices you paid for the ground turkey and butternut squash.