There’s no poop. For all the times I’ve seen films that take place in San Francisco, I’ve never seen random poop on the sidewalk. Really?! Come on now! Everytime I walk down the streets of downtown SF, I walk around 2-3 piles of freshly-minted human fecal matter. And if not poop, definitely piss. If it’s wet and it’s trailing from a vertical surface, it’s probably piss. Going to work, just in the six blocks from the BART station to my office is like playing hopscotch around the lines of urine moving at different velocities trying to catch up to my feet. 

But poop is not my point.  Poop just exemplifies it. You see, poop is inextricably intertwined with the scent of a real city for me. It is. I inhale piss and it reminds me of that time I was walking along the Seine river in Paris, or walking out of the subway station to my friend’s apartment in Brooklyn. 

Poop, piss, smoke, exhaust fumes, spittle, heavy duty detergents, hard water, hot asphalt, tar, jackhammer dust, rusty metal, discarded rotting coffee cups… THAT is the scent of a city! (LA always threw me off though. It smelled of asphalt, but it smelled of dried dying plants too. It was different.)

So, after having watched a few movies at the SF International Film Fest (I really liked “Sound of Noise”, look a plug!, but no really, the guy who played ‘Andres’ was super yummy hot…), I would like to propose to my fellow film-making friends: BRING BACK SMELL-O-VISION! I would drop money to watch images attached to scents: cookies, bread, old folks homes, closets, old boyfriend colognes, fresh hotel sheets, puppy fur, church confessionals, searing flesh, cigarette smoke, sun tan lotion, BBQ pork spare ribs, whatever! Don’t even need visuals, maybe just sound, don’t even need a story because scents bring their own stories to our own recollection of them. 

The power of scent has never been truly harnessed. 

??? Name a few scents that you’ve never forgotten. 

I’ll start this one off with:

-Coty dusting powder always reminds me of my grandma (now deceased) giving me sniff kisses on my forehead temples.