NSFW Warning: This post contains pictures of animals doing the nasty and one image of Donald Duck groping Christina Aguilera’s bare boob!
Actor Nicolas Cage already has a reputation for being a bit odd and recent comments he made about his dietary habits will probably do nothing to change that. According to the British paper The Sun, Cage will only eat animals that have sex in a dignified manner.
He told the publication: “I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex. I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds. But pigs, not so much. So I don’t eat pig meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl.”
So yes to fish, chicken and ducks. No to pigs. Not sure where cows fit into this, but since they are neither fish or fowl, assuming they are off limits too. Here’s a handy chart to break it down for you:
Has anyone heard of a diet like this? Before we dismiss Cage as an nut kook eccentric, I’m willing to give him the benefit of the doubt that there’s some sort of method to his madness. But I have to admit that I just don’t get it. You’re saying this isn’t dignified:
But this is:
I also want to know what Cage’s wife Alice thinks about all of this? Because she’s Korean and if he’s extending this diet to her and denying her all that yummy Korean barbecue, I’d be worrying about the future of that marriage.
It’s bad enough he made her name their son, Kal-El. The kid’s already going to get his ass kicked in school every day, now you’re going to also potentially deny him the life-affirming solace he can find in some all-you-can-eat beef and pork bbq joint in Koreatown?