Comments on: mother of Twilight God!

By: soul.la.ti.do

soul.la.ti.do — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 06:31:37 +0000

Where is Wesley Snipes when you need him?

By: MacLu

MacLu — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:15:59 +0000

Richard Gere also says you should molest Indian celebrities and insert small rodents up your bumhole. At least one of those is true.

By: Roger

Roger — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:44:23 +0000

Juliet, you must find a way to get in touch with your deepest, inner tween. only then will you know how to truly appreciate the lowest common denominator.

Team Jacob!

By: Juliet

Juliet — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:10:45 +0000

I just can’t get into the whole Twilight thing. My sister let me borrow the first book, and I thought it was terribly written. I got bored. She made me sit through the first movie (on DVD) with her. Bored again.

By: Roger

Roger — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:12:01 +0000

a man should cry at least once a day

at least that’s what Richard Gere says

some day Phil. some day Simon. you two will embrace your inner Twilight. it’s not a question of if, just a question of when…

By: Simon Tsui

Simon Tsui — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:43:29 +0000

I’m with Philip. Unless you’re a single desperate tween never-been-kissed fangirl, you should not be touching Twilight. I resisted commenting before because if I don’t have anything nice to say, I usually keep it to myself.

But for SHAME, Roger! FOR SHAME!

By: Beverly

Beverly — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:36:29 +0000

My god, I saw it last night. I know I like keeping up with pop culture (only so i’ll be able to catch the references on SNL) but really, a 2 hour snoozer. My friend fell asleep and the guy I sat next to kept saying, “Come on, just freakin’ kiss her already!” All three of us were victims of the media blitz.

BTW Phillip: Team Jacob all the way!

By: Philip

Philip — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:15:13 +0000

For the love of God, THIS MADNESS MUST END! Did TWILIGHT become one of our sponsors while I wasn’t looking? If not, STOP THE MADNESS! We’re not Teen Beat. Let’s agree that TWILIGHT sucks and put a stake through its heart (see–now you have me so disturbed I’m making bad puns).