Tis Saturday morning, 1/3 of the way through the “Twilight: New Moon” opening weekend march to glory.
the meat of the wolf pack
Current Friday Box Office Tally: (Thursday Midnight) + (Friday) = $72,700,000
Holy mother of Zeus! And this is only Friday’s total. We still have Saturday & Sunday to go. This teen skin flick could top $150,000,000 opening weekend. Who needs A-List stars anymore? Just keep churning out movies with shirtless teens that make American mothers & fathers horny and you’ve got yourself a hit.
There’s only a total of 4 books in this Twilight series. I’m sure the studios are calling Twilight author Stephanie Meyer right now to write 4 more.
Team Jacob forever…
btw – why are there no Asian vampires or Asian werewolves in this movie? that’s lame. I’m so off Team Jacob. Twilight officially sucks now…
For the love of God, THIS MADNESS MUST END! Did TWILIGHT become one of our sponsors while I wasn’t looking? If not, STOP THE MADNESS! We’re not Teen Beat. Let’s agree that TWILIGHT sucks and put a stake through its heart (see–now you have me so disturbed I’m making bad puns).
My god, I saw it last night. I know I like keeping up with pop culture (only so i’ll be able to catch the references on SNL) but really, a 2 hour snoozer. My friend fell asleep and the guy I sat next to kept saying, “Come on, just freakin’ kiss her already!” All three of us were victims of the media blitz.
BTW Phillip: Team Jacob all the way!
I’m with Philip. Unless you’re a single desperate tween never-been-kissed fangirl, you should not be touching Twilight. I resisted commenting before because if I don’t have anything nice to say, I usually keep it to myself.
But for SHAME, Roger! FOR SHAME!
a man should cry at least once a day
at least that’s what Richard Gere says
some day Phil. some day Simon. you two will embrace your inner Twilight. it’s not a question of if, just a question of when…
I just can’t get into the whole Twilight thing. My sister let me borrow the first book, and I thought it was terribly written. I got bored. She made me sit through the first movie (on DVD) with her. Bored again.
Juliet, you must find a way to get in touch with your deepest, inner tween. only then will you know how to truly appreciate the lowest common denominator.
Team Jacob!
Richard Gere also says you should molest Indian celebrities and insert small rodents up your bumhole. At least one of those is true.
Where is Wesley Snipes when you need him?