We heart our SPAM here at YOMYOMF (see here, here and here for examples). Others may pooh-pooh its deliciously mysterious meat, but as far I’m concerned, those people are racist elitists. So if you love SPAM too, here’s a new product you may be interested in:

Yup, SPAM Lip Glaze (which you can purchase here for only $2.99).

Now, you can experience that yummy SPAM taste on your lips 24-7. Here’s an official description:

Rubbing meat on your face is a good way to get noticed, but probably for all the wrong reasons. But what if you do it because you really want to taste meat, but not eat it? Well, grab yourself some SPAM Lip Glaze and you can rub the flavor of meat on your lips without getting weird stares from bacon hanging from your cheeks.

But if you’re one of those weirdos who thinks SPAM-flavored lip balm is “gross,” there’s also bacon lip gloss:

And cupcake as well: