You may have heard that the NRA is unhappy with the gun control measures proposed by President Obama this week. So to protect the rights of all gun-toting loyal Americans, the NRA has vowed to aggressively fight the President’s efforts and one of the things they have already started to do is ramp up their efforts to increase their membership, which has been met with initial success.
If you go to the NRA’s membership page, here’s the dire message you will find:
What’s happening RIGHT NOW in Washington, D.C. could spell disaster for YOUR guns and YOUR Second Amendment rights!
Hundreds of gun-ban politicians, political appointees and bureaucrats are now writing regulations, casting votes and passing laws that could all but eliminate your right to own a gun. Their agenda starts with licensing, registering, fingerprinting, inspecting and cataloging every firearm, firearm owner and firearm transfer in the United States…
… And it ends with an outright ban on your guns!!!!
Only you can stop the anti-gunners and prevent the obliteration of our Second Amendment rights… by joining NRA today.
Frankly, I think the President’s proposal is sound and reasonable, but, as usual, any talk of any sort of gun control measures is met with the NRA’s cries of “eventually all guns will be banned”–which is downright silly. By now it should be abundantly clear to anyone that the NRA is
crazy stupid firmly set in its ways and there’s no reasoning with them.
So what to do? Well, let me offer one possible solution.
I know that many people reading this blog are people of color—not just Asians but Blacks, Latinos, Native Americans, etc… What I’m proposing is that all people of color, go to the NRA membership page and sign up to join en masse. And when you are asked why you are joining the NRA, you should respond with: To shoot Whitey.
Other acceptable answers include:
I want to shoot Whitey.
To take down the White man. (or if you want to sound more academic: to take down the White power structure that keeps us oppressed)
Don’t shoot until you see the Whites.
Or the go-to reply of: Kill Whitey.
You get the idea—feel free to be creative in your responses.
But if anything’s going to make the NRA reconsider gun control, I can think of nothing better than the thought of millions of angry black, brown, yellow and red people with firearms.
Long live the NRA!