It is a rule of humanity that the first words most people learn in a new language are… the bad ones. I’ve found that the first words I’ve usually learned are: “Fuck you!” “You stupid!” “You stink!” “Your mother’s a whore!” and “Your genitals are very large. I’m impressed. Please penetrate me with your honey wand of power.” But I digress.
After watching this video, I really want to learn Chinese. Because when I get my ass kicked, I want to know what hideous things are being said to me. I don’t advocate violence between my sisters of color, so friends, don’t take this to the streets. But I imagine that if my mom and my elementary school teacher were to disagree on my report card, this is how it would look.
Can anyone translate the Chinese for me? Because somehow, I don’t believe this guy…
That woman is my hero. I have watched this video many times.
This translation was on another version of the YouTube video.
Old Man#1(0:01 Beat that bitches ass.
Old Lady#1(0:02): Don’t hit her.
Chinese Lady in the Pink(0:23): Don’t let that bitch bully you.
Chinese Lady: (0:09): This bitch got the nerve to yell at me for me asking her politely if i may sit down. She is hogging the seat and won’t let me sit. (0:48): If that bitch didn’t want to let me sit down don’t mean she got to bitch at me. (0:59): I didn’t yell at you bitch why you going off on me. If I don’t stand up for myself, she won’t get scared. (1:44): Dare to fucking pick on chinese people?
(2:05): This bitch hogging the seat and I asked nicely if I may sit and that bitch kept hogging the seat. She has no heart, always bullying chinese people.
Old Man#2(1:26): Hit that bitch.
Old Man#3(1:33): Beat that bitch ass.
Old Lady#2(1:37): Don’t fight no more.
Old Man#2((1:59): Beat the fuck out of her till she is scared!
someone has pointed out that it was a bad translation. Nobody cursed in Chinese. no bitch, no bitches ass, no fucking, no “beat the fuck out of her”.
Chinese lady’s only swear word was F-U. No bitch this or that. I saw a follow-up to her altercation on the local Chinese news (in SF). They tracked the woman down and got an interview with her. Chinese lady has retained the svcs of a lawyer in case anyone files a civil suit against her.
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Dang….some crazy stuff…
I believe the Chinese lady was speaking in the Cantonese dialect.
The kid’s imitation in the 2nd vid was hilarious.
Although I am dismayed by the unfavorable display of how we all get along in the world, it was pretty funny. I am also disturbed that nobody else on the bus tried to intervene in any way.