Indian pharmaceutical company Ultratech is launching its new product called “18 Again.” It’s a gel that women can use to “rejuvenate and tighten” their vaginas so they can feel like a virgin again. Here’s the ad for the product:
All I can say to this is: Dear Ultratech, give us a call. I believe our YOMYOMF Network is the perfect media partner to help you promote your gel. I already have like a gazillion ideas for advertising we could create for your product that I promise no one will ever forget. When people think of rejuvenating their vaginas, only two names will forever come to mind–18 Again and YOMYOMF. Win-win all around. That is all.
(via Absolutely Fobulous)
Said by Drauzio Varella, Nobel Prize in Medicine:
‘In the current world we are investing 5 times more in Viagra and the likes for men, and silicone for women, than in finding a cure for the Alzheimer. In a few years time we will have old ladies with big boobs and old men with hard penises, but none of them will be able to remember what they are for’
it might tighten it, but can it also whiten it? then that’s a winning product to sell to Asians.