I have to admit that I’m the last person who’d purchase any sort of Hello Kitty merchandising, but I may have to make an exception for this…

The rock band KISS and Hello Kitty have joined forces on a new line of toilet paper. Why would anyone even think to bring these two brands together? Hell if I know although I suspect the ingestion of large amounts of certain controlled substances were involved in the decision.

This isn’t the first time Hello Kitty has shelled toilet paper:

But I doubt it’s ever been as awesome as this. If this doesn’t do blockbuster business and outsell all other novelty-themed toilet paper products, there’s something wrong in the world.