Fellow blogger Philip has mentioned that keyword phrases like “Megan Fox” and “Mannequin sex doll” drive major hits to the site. So I’ve decided to give yomyomf a huge boost in traffic today. How I propose to do that is by incorporating the top 20 search keywords (for Tuesday, July 20) according to Yahoo! into my blog. So yomyomf people, be prepared for an inundation of hits and spam linkage.

Surprisingly, “Megan Fox” is not one of the top 20 keywords and neither is ”Mannequin sex doll“.  I thought I was sure to find “sex” or “hot babes” in the list somewhere, or possibly “Robert Pattinson” (or “RPat”) or any other “Twilight”-related key words.  But no, none of these phrases broke the top 20. Granted this list changes daily, so this may just be a microcosm of search popularity.

The number 1 keyword search, folks, is “facebook”.  Now why people would have to search for “facebook” is beyond me when everyone knows the web address is “facebook.com”. I suppose there are a lot of people like my husband who hate typing the extra 4 letters “.com” and have to do a search to get anywhere on the Internet, which would also explain why “Hulu,” “Twitter,” “and “Pandora Radio” are also in the top 20. “Microsoft Bing” also makes the list, but why people would search for a search engine is beyond me. Seems to defeat the purpose.

The number 2 keyword is “Zsa Zsa Gabor“.  “Zsa Zsa Gabor” certainly never entered my mind in the list of possible hotties who would top the keyword search phrases.  I can only assume it’s because she was hospitalized on Saturday after a fall and is now recovering from hip replacement surgery.  I wish her the best in her recovery.

No surprise that Lindsay Lohan is number 3 as she settles in to her new digs at the Lynwood correctional facility.

There are people who actually care about the real news, with “Dow Jones Index“ and the “Unemployment Extension 2010” making the list.  But then there’s “How to Make a Crop Circle” and “Face Transplant” in the list.  WTF?  Is there something I don’t know about?  Are we expecting a UFO invasion and should I be learning to communicate with aliens?   Or perhaps the aliens have already landed and have had face transplants with Mel Gibson and Joaquin Phoenix, which might explain how they ended up in Crazy City?

No surprises that “Angelina Jolie” makes the list with her new movie “Salt” coming out in theaters, or “Inception” or ranting “Mel Gibson“.

Apparently, Amy Adams has signed on to play Janis Joplin in a new biopic.

Sports fans are interested in WWE.

Seems like most people’s major news source is the “Drudge Report“.

The free online dating site Plenty of Fish is getting plenty of hits.

Sarah Palin just won’t seem to disappear.

Why “Sex and the City” is in the top 20, I do not know.

So there you have it, all top 20 keywords in one blog.   And just for good measure, I’ll throw in “Roger Fan” and “Sung Kang,” our own resident hotties.