AKB48 is the biggest J-Pop girl group ever. They’re supposed to be cute and innocent, but really, they are just a symbol of Japan’s infantile perversion for young girls. Wait, that’s true everywhere in the world. Revision: Japan is ichiban when it comes to pervertedness. Case-in-point: This commercial featuring the aforementioned J-pop girl group. And this is the same group that splashed headlines a few weeks ago when one of their members, Minami Minegishi, shaved her head and tearfully apologized and pleaded for the world’s forgiveness because she was caught (ON CAMERA), leaving a guy’s apartment late at night.
Boyfriends are a big no, no and Minami will most likely be put on suspension and have no public appearances and probably work in the office as a receptionist or clean toilets as her form of punishment for a few months (or at least until her hair grows out). Never mind the fact that she is in her early 20s.
But, a mint commercial with sapphic undertones? Hey, that’s hot, in a pure, innocent way. Kind of like this music video, where they look like they’re working in a candyland brothel:In the end, you may think I am making a social commentary or something. I suppose so, but then again, I embrace Japan and all its pervert culture, because for every Japanese schoolgirl fetish, there’s hundreds of other sub-cultures. So, that’s cool and again, makes us proclaim “Japan is awesome!”