Apparently, the wife of a certain troubled media mogul wasn’t the only Asian American woman last week who risked taking a faceful of cream for the team. Busty plus-size Japanese American porn star Kelly Shibari announced that she would give free blowjobs to anyone who could prove they were STD free if Japan won the World Cup. And guess what…
Japan won the World Cup.
And instead of finding a way to shy away from her words or exposing the whole thing as some sort of hoax as others in her position have done, Shibari has cum forward stepped up to honor her promise. She is currently in talks with web cam companies to decide who will broadcast the event and the blowjobs will be offered to anyone who can make it to L.A. on the designated TBD date with a clean bill of health.
Since Shibari is Japanese American, the question has arisen as to why she was rooting for Japan and not the U.S. Her response: “Japan’s been through so much this year. Earthquakes, tsunamis, nuclear meltdowns…and the women’s soccer team has had to endure training in sub par conditions as a result. I can’t hope for a more appropriate outcome than to see them win!”
Still the criticism was such that the 43F-chested Shibari had to also promise a “consolation” prize if the U.S. had won. Regardless, she shouldn’t worry about appeasing her critics. Even if she were to pass a loyalty test (administered orally of course), there are still going to be some people who’ll see her as nothing short of an un-American traitor.
As for me, I wish Shibari the best in her efforts to help Japan. It does seem fitting that she should choose to get down on her knees to support a country that’s been forced to its knees. Hmm, there’s a deep throat metaphor in there somewhere. It’s like she’s giving head so Japan can move ahead. It’s like her mouth represents the Japanese people’s hopes for recovery and the penises (or penii) represent Japan’s woes and when the penis enters the mouth and ejaculates, it represents the Japanese political system’s efforts to…what? Sorry, I’m being told I should stop now.
If you’d like to keep up with Shibari’s charitable acts or maybe even become one of the recipients of her charity, you can follow her on twitter.






What a f-ing disgrace.
So she going to destroy all the merits and esteem of Japanese women by blowing a white guy?
What a great way to reinforce stereotypes and reinstate the asian women’s inferiority complex.
This women is a retard.
WOW. Where do you find this stuff, Phil? You must have Google alerts for the terms “Asian” and “Porn.” And her chest looks super scary! Whoa. Bad angle.
@frankly, to be fair to her, she’s not just blowing one guy but multiple guys and I’m sure if non-white guys showed up to take her up on her offer, she wouldn’t refuse them. In fact, if anyone wants to do that and write a guest blog, let us know.
@Shakeitta, actually I found this story when I was googling the words: “World Cup,” “Japan,” “43F” and “free blowjobs.”
LOL!!! Phil, you crack me up! Are you always this specific when you Google?
Phil, I love your posts, but I really need to ask this question now concerning the WWC that’s been bugging me since Japan won….why hasn’t ANYONE on the Asian-american blogosphere covered or even discussed this historic win? I’m a huge soccer / football fan, but no one has talked about it, save for the “awful facebook comments”, but c’mon, that was a historic win! No one, and I mean NO ONE thought they could play sound and composed possession football, beat 2 of the strongest teams in Europe, come back twice against the U.S. in the final, and win the Golden Boot? For many other AAm bloggers, the only post of note in that period was when Wendi Deng went apeshit over a cream pie (shaving cream pie, not Austrailian creampie). Even Phil at angryasianman covers Manny Pacquiao’s awesome conquests (granted, he’s not american), but not THIS? C’mon!
I think my friend here on this blog is THE only AAM blogger that’s really talked about it….I may be wrong, but why is that Phil?
http://grumpygrad.wordpress.com/2011/07/17/world-champions-%E4%B8%96%E7%95%8C%E3%81%AE%E3%83%81%E3%83%A3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%94%E3%82%AA%E3%83%B3/
it’s because in america, nobody cares about soccer.
GoGo is right. I personally like tennis and although there was some mention of Li Na winning the French Open there was no mention of Vania King who is asian american winning the US and Wimbledon Grand Slams in 2010. Brazilian Japanese Lyoto Machida was UFC light heavyweight (not for long though) but nobody mentioned that either. It’s hard to keep track of all of this anyway so only the most popular stuff gets noticed.
Good comments from the both of you (GoGo and Filmbeats), and I agree, the “most popular stuff” gets noticed, but I’m mainly talking about the Asian American blogosphere. They don’t need to talk about the popular stuff….we’re APAs, we’re not popular to begin with, so its always good to bring up these wondrous achievements through our blogs. Even Phil at angryasianman talked about Li Na, but not this? As my friend said, Nadeshiko Japan threw the asian american blogosphere a bone, and no one’s going to the dog park with it. The fact that Homare Sawa got the Golden Boot means she is truly TRULY the most complete women’s football in the world, in the most popular sport in the world.
But once again, we’re in the U.S. (as GoGo explained so well), and I guess that’s another great moment where asian americans AND the rest of the U.S. can actually find some common ground: Regardless of your race in the U.S., NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT SOCCER. (Except a few of us)