Apparently, the wife of a certain troubled media mogul wasn’t the only Asian American woman last week who risked taking a faceful of cream for the team. Busty plus-size Japanese American porn star Kelly Shibari announced that she would give free blowjobs to anyone who could prove they were STD free if Japan won the World Cup. And guess what…

Japan won the World Cup.

And instead of finding a way to shy away from her words or exposing the whole thing as some sort of hoax as others in her position have done, Shibari has cum forward stepped up to honor her promise. She is currently in talks with web cam companies to decide who will broadcast the event and the blowjobs will be offered to anyone who can make it to L.A. on the designated TBD date with a clean bill of health.

Since Shibari is Japanese American, the question has arisen as to why she was rooting for Japan and not the U.S. Her response: “Japan’s been through so much this year. Earthquakes, tsunamis, nuclear meltdowns…and the women’s soccer team has had to endure training in sub par conditions as a result. I can’t hope for a more appropriate outcome than to see them win!”

Still the criticism was such that the 43F-chested Shibari had to also promise a “consolation” prize if the U.S. had won. Regardless, she shouldn’t worry about appeasing her critics. Even if she were to pass a loyalty test (administered orally of course), there are still going to be some people who’ll see her as nothing short of an un-American traitor.

As for me, I wish Shibari the best in her efforts to help Japan. It does seem fitting that she should choose to get down on her knees to support a country that’s been forced to its knees. Hmm, there’s a deep throat metaphor in there somewhere. It’s like she’s giving head so Japan can move ahead. It’s like her mouth represents the Japanese people’s hopes for recovery and the penises (or penii) represent Japan’s woes and when the penis enters the mouth and ejaculates, it represents the Japanese political system’s efforts to…what? Sorry, I’m being told I should stop now.

If you’d like to keep up with Shibari’s charitable acts or maybe even become one of the recipients of her charity, you can follow her on twitter.