Comments on: it Sucks to be Tiger Woods: Part 2

By: DeLeon

DeLeon — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 04:00:31 +0000

Now that the truth is out. Here are a couple of things Tiger should have done:

1. Use a pre-paid cell phone.
2. Use a false name on the voice mail, like Phil Mickelson.
3. Get a Nextel phone and churp.

If we can come up with 10, maybe Letterman will read them.

MacLu — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:42:20 +0000

Cadillac: Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Nordic golddigging hoes.

collin — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:02:59 +0000

Roger-

Inventive and hilarious. And so, so sad because all of it is true. Great piece!

Collin

Pierre — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:27:06 +0000

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

Also, I heard Tiger was so embarrassed regarding this incident that he’s thinking about changing his name to Cheetah.

Roger — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:14:15 +0000

love that Tiger Balm slogan, Claude

vigorous application to public image is in dire need right now.

if, indeed, Tiger is a secret ho hunter, it would be like Warren Buffet becoming the next Bernie Madoff. please let the rumors just be rumors…

Claude — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:33:46 +0000

This would be a new endorsement, but how about:
Tiger Balm: Works Wherever It Hurts. Apply vigorously to your public image.

And why’d you change your Gatorade slogan? I liked the original version better.

Roger — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:19:27 +0000

nice

Claude — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:16:06 +0000

AT&T: More bars in more places. And more ho’s in said bars.