When I saw “Rocky II” as a little kid, I remember feeling ambivalent about his new car, a souped up 1979 Pontiac Fire Bird Trans Am (what it’s doing in a field of weeds in this picture I don’t know, but the interweb told me this was the actual real deal).

I sensed that the scrappy, humble “old Rocky” was gone, and had been replaced by a cocky guy wearing a leather hat.

But now, all these years later, it was both exhilirating and nostalgic to see this baby parked outside O’Reilly’s last week:

Unlocked, and with the windows down!  NO ONE, not even Apollo Creed, Ivan Drago, or Mr. T, was gonna mess with this dude’s ride.

Screw visibility!  This is a Trans Am, baby, and you’re gonna know it!

And I thought I had a big nose…

Gills.  Like a shark.  A mean shark.  A mean, killer shark with boss rims.

Even the steering wheel is macho.

And even though I worked with fellow Offender Justin on one of the Fast movies, I thought that Nos stuff was made up.   There’s actually a can of rocket fuel you stick in your car that shoots off with the flip of a switch?!?  Really?!

Damn…even has a nice ass…

What I wouldn’t pay for this now…..