I Know What I’m Getting My Fellow Offenders For Xmas

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You too can purchase this custom shower curtain for the inner Twilight lover in you:

twilight Oh shit, it costs $75! Sorry, Sung and Roger, but I guess Robert Pattinson won’t be joining you in the shower anytime soon.

Dawn - 08/26/2009 at 1:31 pm
They have one that says Today is a good day that you can get for Sung. It’s only $45 bucks.
Philip - 08/26/2009 at 1:52 pm
I don’t know–$45 still seems like a lot for Sung. Unless the gift giving comes with a guaranteed promise of sex in return.
Emmie - 08/26/2009 at 5:11 pm
This curtain would deter ppl from walking in on you while you’re showering. Also, burglars would probably leave without taking anything.
Roger - 08/26/2009 at 7:08 pm
don’t pull out a switchblade unless you’re willing to use it.

my twilight fantasies await…
Anderson - 08/26/2009 at 11:48 pm
Hey, the edward shower curtain is already sold out!
Philip - 08/27/2009 at 12:04 am
Anderson, maybe they have a Zac Efron shower curtain for you.

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