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		<title>By: Justin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 06:04:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>- drinking raw eggs after Rocky 
- chasing chickens after Rocky II
- one handed push ups after Rocky III
- got flattop and inject myself with steroids after Rocky IV
- trained a white guy after Rocky V
- did nothing after Rocky VI</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>- drinking raw eggs after Rocky<br />
- chasing chickens after Rocky II<br />
- one handed push ups after Rocky III<br />
- got flattop and inject myself with steroids after Rocky IV<br />
- trained a white guy after Rocky V<br />
- did nothing after Rocky VI</p>
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		<title>By: Anson</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:47:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>american ninja - after watching that movie, i finally realized i can make my tshirt into a mask.

breakin&#039; - when turbo danced with the broom stick, i carried around a broom stick everywhere doin it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>american ninja &#8211; after watching that movie, i finally realized i can make my tshirt into a mask.</p>
<p>breakin&#8217; &#8211; when turbo danced with the broom stick, i carried around a broom stick everywhere doin it.</p>
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		<title>By: Ter</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 20:09:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think I&#039;ll go watch &quot;Red Dawn 2010&quot; and kill me some wh... wh... whait.  No, nevermind.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I&#8217;ll go watch &#8220;Red Dawn 2010&#8243; and kill me some wh&#8230; wh&#8230; whait.  No, nevermind.</p>
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		<title>By: Emmie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Emmie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 18:45:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>my memory is failing me.  I need to hypnotized before I can come up with examples for you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>my memory is failing me.  I need to hypnotized before I can come up with examples for you.</p>
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		<title>By: Alex</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:35:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Shaved my head before watching &quot;Natural Born Killers&quot; and getting a gift of movie&#039;s shirt. People thought it was a post cool movie inspired act, but I failed miserably.

On flying superheroes, keep trying to levitate, still failing. Even searched &quot;jetpack prototypes&quot;, that&#039;s how hard I&#039;m failing.

Grew my beard after watching &quot;Goddess of 1967&quot;, but failed to find myself a treehugger.

Tried to correspond with my love in the future after &quot;Il Mare&quot;, mailbox failed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shaved my head before watching &#8220;Natural Born Killers&#8221; and getting a gift of movie&#8217;s shirt. People thought it was a post cool movie inspired act, but I failed miserably.</p>
<p>On flying superheroes, keep trying to levitate, still failing. Even searched &#8220;jetpack prototypes&#8221;, that&#8217;s how hard I&#8217;m failing.</p>
<p>Grew my beard after watching &#8220;Goddess of 1967&#8243;, but failed to find myself a treehugger.</p>
<p>Tried to correspond with my love in the future after &#8220;Il Mare&#8221;, mailbox failed.</p>
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		<title>By: Elaine</title>
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		<dc:creator>Elaine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:13:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All the Shaw Bros. and early 80s Hong Kong wuxia movies - Come Drink with Me, Swordsman series, Once Upon A Time in China, etc. inspired me to learn wushu.  I never quite learned how to fly across rooftops, but picked up a few straight sword tricks to bluff my way through a tavern fight.  I had considered jeet kun do but realized that 100% of what makes jeet kun do cool is Bruce Lee&#039;s signature style and charisma.  Only he knows how to be like water, which is why everyone just looks like a pale imitation.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All the Shaw Bros. and early 80s Hong Kong wuxia movies &#8211; Come Drink with Me, Swordsman series, Once Upon A Time in China, etc. inspired me to learn wushu.  I never quite learned how to fly across rooftops, but picked up a few straight sword tricks to bluff my way through a tavern fight.  I had considered jeet kun do but realized that 100% of what makes jeet kun do cool is Bruce Lee&#8217;s signature style and charisma.  Only he knows how to be like water, which is why everyone just looks like a pale imitation.</p>
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		<title>By: Nic</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nic</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:35:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>White Men Can&#039;t Jump... bought a basketball and failed.

Good Will Hunting... dropped out of college and failed.

New Jack City... started dealing cocaine and failed.

Days of Thunder... started a NASCAR raceteam and failed.

Swimming with Sharks... tried to get in the industry and failed.  

Basquiat... tried to be an artist and failed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>White Men Can&#8217;t Jump&#8230; bought a basketball and failed.</p>
<p>Good Will Hunting&#8230; dropped out of college and failed.</p>
<p>New Jack City&#8230; started dealing cocaine and failed.</p>
<p>Days of Thunder&#8230; started a NASCAR raceteam and failed.</p>
<p>Swimming with Sharks&#8230; tried to get in the industry and failed.  </p>
<p>Basquiat&#8230; tried to be an artist and failed.</p>
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		<title>By: Philip</title>
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		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:41:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hmm..Roger, I remember you telling me at the time you shaved off your hair because of me, now I learn that was all a lie?!

I can&#039;t say I&#039;ve been inspired to imitate something recently but some of the things from childhood:

Back to the Future--Getting on my skateboard and hanging on the back of cars.  Don&#039;t try this at home, kids!

Mean Streets--Imitating DeNiro whom I thought was the baddest motherfucka I had seen.  I especially tried to imitate the scene where he walks into the bar with two chicks on his arm while &quot;Jumpin&#039; Jack Flash&quot; is playing and pulls down his pants.  Good times.

Indiana Jones series--I bought this prop whip (it still snapped, made that whipping noise and was pretty painful) and would take it everywhere and practice with it.  I used it so much, it broke.  But the best time was in government class when the teacher asked if anyone knew what a Majority whip was.  I pulled out the whip, cracked it against the floor and shouted, &quot;I got your majority whip right here!&quot; (I carefully planned this for weeks so the timing would be impeccable) It was worth the suspension.

Soylent Green--This is the movie where in the future, food is made from people.  I was so inspired that during lunch at the school cafeteria, I took my tray of school food/crap and ran around screaming, &quot;Listen to me, it&#039;s people!  The cafeteria food is made out of people!&quot;  Chaos ensured.  Again, worth the suspension.

I probably shouldn&#039;t mention how I was inspired by films like Porky&#039;s and Fast Times at Ridgemont High.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmm..Roger, I remember you telling me at the time you shaved off your hair because of me, now I learn that was all a lie?!</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t say I&#8217;ve been inspired to imitate something recently but some of the things from childhood:</p>
<p>Back to the Future&#8211;Getting on my skateboard and hanging on the back of cars.  Don&#8217;t try this at home, kids!</p>
<p>Mean Streets&#8211;Imitating DeNiro whom I thought was the baddest motherfucka I had seen.  I especially tried to imitate the scene where he walks into the bar with two chicks on his arm while &#8220;Jumpin&#8217; Jack Flash&#8221; is playing and pulls down his pants.  Good times.</p>
<p>Indiana Jones series&#8211;I bought this prop whip (it still snapped, made that whipping noise and was pretty painful) and would take it everywhere and practice with it.  I used it so much, it broke.  But the best time was in government class when the teacher asked if anyone knew what a Majority whip was.  I pulled out the whip, cracked it against the floor and shouted, &#8220;I got your majority whip right here!&#8221; (I carefully planned this for weeks so the timing would be impeccable) It was worth the suspension.</p>
<p>Soylent Green&#8211;This is the movie where in the future, food is made from people.  I was so inspired that during lunch at the school cafeteria, I took my tray of school food/crap and ran around screaming, &#8220;Listen to me, it&#8217;s people!  The cafeteria food is made out of people!&#8221;  Chaos ensured.  Again, worth the suspension.</p>
<p>I probably shouldn&#8217;t mention how I was inspired by films like Porky&#8217;s and Fast Times at Ridgemont High.</p>
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