Yahoo reported star wide receiver Randy Moss was waived by the Minnesota Vikings on Tuesday because he insulted the local restaurant that catered the post-practice meal. Moss yelled “What the f*$#? Who ordered this crap? I wouldn’t feed this to my dog,” a player who witnessed the incident said. “This wasn’t a chain — it was a mom-and-pop restaurant, and you could tell it was their best stuff.”


Maybe it’s because I grew up working in my parent’s mom-and-pop restaurant that makes me want to believe this story so so bad. In a world where professional athletes think they can get away with texting pictures of their penis to women in lieu of flowers, why can’t I believe billionaire owners and their coaches would cut their millionaire star players for fucking with mom-and-pop?