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	<title>Comments on: How To Survive Valentine’s Day When Your Ass Is Flat Broke</title>
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		<title>By: A Tribute to VD! &#124; #hotnerdsexy</title>
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		<dc:creator>A Tribute to VD! &#124; #hotnerdsexy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:07:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Also, check out how to get out of Valentine&#8217;s Day with step-by-step instructions on how to FAKE LYME DISEASE. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Also, check out how to get out of Valentine&#8217;s Day with step-by-step instructions on how to FAKE LYME DISEASE. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: forex robot</title>
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		<dc:creator>forex robot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 14:50:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What a great resource!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a great resource!</p>
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		<title>By: Should Have Been Nominated (#3) : You Offend Me You Offend My Family</title>
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		<dc:creator>Should Have Been Nominated (#3) : You Offend Me You Offend My Family</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 23:27:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] home for your significant other. I’m sure it will be appreciated more than feigning lyme disease (as per Phil) or deliberately annoying overtures (as per Roger). Warning: keep a box of tissue [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] home for your significant other. I’m sure it will be appreciated more than feigning lyme disease (as per Phil) or deliberately annoying overtures (as per Roger). Warning: keep a box of tissue [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Margaret</title>
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		<dc:creator>Margaret</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:43:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>WOW......this one deserves a drink the face as well! lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WOW&#8230;&#8230;this one deserves a drink the face as well! lol</p>
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		<title>By: RiceCakeRabbit</title>
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		<dc:creator>RiceCakeRabbit</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:48:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Did the  &quot;hand model&quot; grow that tick on his hairy chest or something? Moisturize, man, Moisturize! --oh, wait, all in the spirit of the post, right? Moisturizer costs money...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did the  &#8220;hand model&#8221; grow that tick on his hairy chest or something? Moisturize, man, Moisturize! &#8211;oh, wait, all in the spirit of the post, right? Moisturizer costs money&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Ike</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:44:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As for the red circle rash, I had a friend who fell asleep on a quarter and got rushed to the hospital because someone thought she had Lyme disease.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As for the red circle rash, I had a friend who fell asleep on a quarter and got rushed to the hospital because someone thought she had Lyme disease.</p>
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		<title>By: Philip</title>
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		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:46:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Roger, no tick required, just some awesome acting skills.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Roger, no tick required, just some awesome acting skills.</p>
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		<title>By: Roger</title>
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		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 11:54:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lyme Disease.  Nice.  That&#039;s beyond original.

I&#039;m going to try it.  now where to find a tick...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lyme Disease.  Nice.  That&#8217;s beyond original.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m going to try it.  now where to find a tick&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Bond</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bond</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 10:53:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hahahahahaha.....good one.
Unfortunately, I&#039;m not an Academy Award caliber actor.  Maybe I&#039;ll just move to Asia....oh, but if I buy a plane ticket on such short notice then the security theatre brain surgeons &amp; rocket scientists @ the TSA will hassle me.  Just can&#039;t win...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahahahahaha&#8230;..good one.<br />
Unfortunately, I&#8217;m not an Academy Award caliber actor.  Maybe I&#8217;ll just move to Asia&#8230;.oh, but if I buy a plane ticket on such short notice then the security theatre brain surgeons &amp; rocket scientists @ the TSA will hassle me.  Just can&#8217;t win&#8230;</p>
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