It’s almost a week since aspiring reality-TV D-baggers Tareq and Michaele Salahi crashed the Obamas’ state dinner and TV news still won’t shut up about them. I can’t count how many “how did they do it” pieces I still see every night. All the air time. All the graphics. All the animatics. All the reporting. Is it necessary? Isn’t it obvious how they were able to do it? Take a look at the picture real real close.
All I’m saying is there’s no way I could do it. Hell, I still get harassed at the gates of movie studios when I go for work and meetings. I’m not complaining or anything. It just is what it is.
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Hmmm, could it be that they’re both very tall?
Gosh, I wanna do like Eddie Murphy and be white for a day… I wanna know why they want to tan so badly and why they hate all their body hair.
Oh Justin, of course they would let you in
can’t let the chinese take out get cold, can we?
If being white was all it took, I would be way more influential and successful in my endeavors.
well said. i think tho they would let you in, but accuse you of election tampering later because of your obvious connections to Chinese Intelligence.
Well, they have to let the Chinese in as China holds all our debt. Landlord can come in anytime he wants.
My ex always asked me if it was true that Chinese restaurants have 2 menus, one for the white folks like herself and one for the Chinese folks. And I told her that yes, it was.
Sure is. We always ask for it, and my white self can read it. Not my Chinese husband. We think that’s pretty funny.
In that photo, the woman looks a bit like Janel Maloney of The West Wing fame.
I went to a screening with my brothers and this older white guy snuck into the press seats without detection though he was there seeing it for free like the other people who get not-so-prime seats.
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