Are you a loser who can’t get a date? Are you a sad, lonely and pathetic man? Are you a man who wants to give the impression to the world that you have a girlfriend when you actually don’t? Not because you’re a loser or anything, but because you’re too…busy to bother yourself with a girlfriend. Yeah…that’s the ticket. Anyway, this could be you:
Thanks to the genius of Japanese photographer Keisuki Jinushi, you can now achieve the illusion that you’re hanging with a beautiful woman and all you need is your camera phone and Instagram or some other social media service that lets you post pics. Oh, and your hand…you know, as the substitute for the actual woman.
Here’s what you need to do—dress up one of your hands with make-up, nail polish and whatever else it takes to make your hand look “feminine.”
Then carefully frame your shot so it looks like the aforementioned hand belongs to your off-camera smokin’ hot female companion, take the pic and presto!
You are no longer a
pathetic loser dude who is too busy and ambitious and awesome to find a real girlfriend.
And as the old joke goes, don’t forget to pour some booze on your hand to get your date drunk before heading back to your place.
Oh, and don’t forget to use protection: