FINALLY the straight porn nut has been cracked by the Asian male.  Finally.

I always wondered if and when an Asian guy would/could rise to stardom in straight porn.  There have been plenty of Asian guys in gay porn for years.  But straight porn in the United States and Europe?  It’s about as common as a pet unicorn.

Who would this guy be?  What would he look like?  What circumstances would have to unfurl in order for an Asian porn messiah to ascend, let alone become a star in an industry where huge cock is only attached to bodies of black or white?  Would he be some dude from Inner Mongolia with a 13 inch dagger of Khan?  Or, would he be some long-haired, exotic sumo wrestler who could maintain an erection for 38 hours straight without vigorous rubbing?  Or would he be some sex pimp from South East Asia sporting skin so dark that straight porn would market him as a black lover with a softer, more Shinto-femme appeal?  Well, wonder no more my lads and lassies, for His time has come…

His name:  Keni Styles.  His ethnicity: Thai.  His accent: British.  His occupation: Professional Fucker.

The dude was nominated for a 2009 AVN “Best Newcomer” award and just this year, was nominated again for “Best Male Actor” for his hard work in the movie PURE.  The guy is at the top of his game and only getting bigger.  And what’s more, Keni’s penis is allowed admission into some of the finest, most desired hot spots in porn today.  The guy doesn’t just get to pump in the colored section, Keni Styles gets to sit, lick, kiss, hump, and be humped by the finest at the front of the bus.  Rock on Keni.  Pump it for the people.

Keni Styles - pumpin' for progress

The guy’s got a pretty interesting life story.  Journalist and AA stud (of the non-porn variety), Jeff Yang, personally interviewed Keni Styles for a rather arresting and arousing article titled, “Mightier Than The Sword” in today’s edition of the San Francisco Chronicle and SF Gate.  I was also interviewed by Jeff for that same article, but not because I’m a closeted porn star or anything.  Well, at least not anymore.  Actually, Jeff consulted me for my vast expertise in penis theory and cultural dong extension options.  I have a PhD in cock.  And with that, I leave you with a movie that I made with my good buddy & film director, Gene Rhee, which should have led me and my penis into a career in porn but did not (unfortunately) .  Who knows, had I gone down that path, maybe it would be me with my arms around those hotties with bolt-on boobies instead of Keni.  But then again, I think Keni’s doing it just fine.  Keep sticking it to/in them Keni!

“The Quest For Length” – sometimes the truth is hard to swallow.

* SF Chronicle Journalist Jeff Yang’s personal blog – OriginalSpin

* Keni Styles personal blog – NSFW (Not Safe For Work)

the dude looks like my dentist...