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		<title>All Hail The Child Butchers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My summer ended not with a whimper, but a bang.  The bang of a twenty four inch bass drum, the crash of a high hat, and a smoking hot cover of Van Halen’s “Hot For Teacher.”   I had just seen “The Child Butchers” perform their first concert ever, a loud, aggressive, kick-ass show which left [...]]]></description>
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		<title>1,001 Reasons I Love Movies: (#17) &#8216;James Batman&#8217; a.k.a. The Filipino Batman + James Bond</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I had heard stories about it for years, but it wasn’t until recently that I finally got to see the 1966 cult classic Filipino film James Batman. And let me just say that it was worth every second of the wait. Released by Sampaguita Pictures and written/directed by Artemio Marquez, the prolific director behind such [...]]]></description>
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		<title>“I Don’t Know” Or How To Break Into The Biz</title>
		<description><![CDATA[COREY Corey Miller has been interested in the entertainment business since he was a child, much to his mother’s (and often his own) chagrin. After holding an ungodly number of Production Assistant, Production Coordinator and then Writer’s Assistant positions, he got hired as the Assistant to the Show Runner on the television show “CSI.” After [...]]]></description>
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		<title>1 mouth, 12 hairless peaches&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[$5.99 That&#8217;s how much a 12-pack of large nectarines cost at Trader Joes.  How could I resist?  They were so red, so firm, so hard yet soft to the touch.  The thought of wrapping my hands around something so bulbous and heavenly made my heart flutter.  And, they were so big, they required at least [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chinky Or Not Chinky: Is Christian Dior’s ‘Shanghai Dreamers’ Racist?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Christian Dior recently commissioned photographer Quentin Shih to create “Shanghai Dreamers,” a series of images to celebrate the reopening of the Dior boutique in Shanghai. But the photographs have come under fire by critics who are calling them racist. At issue? The photos prominently feature Caucasian models who are surrounded by “duplicates” of the same [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Perks of the job</title>
		<description><![CDATA[6 a.m. &#8211; Standing on an airstrip in Macon, Georgia. Had a great shoot all night. We&#8217;re on our Martini (last shot of the day), waiting for the light to be perfect. 6:27 a.m. &#8211; The light is ready. We radio the pilots. 6:34 a.m. &#8211; The C130 approaches. Lower. Lower. Every nerve in my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Miss Universe Sound Effects Fail</title>
		<description><![CDATA[No, I&#8217;m not talking about 4th Runner Up Miss Philippines &#8220;major, major&#8221; answer flub that somehow rocked the pageant world (since when did syntax matter in beauty pageants), but rather the public humiliation that comes in such perfunctory and blatant showcases of objectification. Oh, what am I kidding, these women are hot! They want to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What I Learned on YOMYOMF This Week – August 29 – September 4, 2010</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sup, playboys, playgirls &#8211; you know the score.  Your favorite wordsmith be laying it down for you, that is the stories of the past week, giving you a last peek, before another one begins. Y&#8217;all like that?  Awesome. That took me an hour. I found some old pictures of myself while I was cleaning out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Outdoors While Asian- Random Trail Thought #1</title>
		<description><![CDATA[God, I stink.  I really smell.  And everyone around me smells.  We all smell.  We, collectively, are an aromatic bunch of human secretions and expelled bacteria-rich water vapor.  It&#8217;s Day 6 of my 24 day John Muir Trail thru-hike and I need a shower.  Not to say I haven&#8217;t been squeaky-clean on the trail: every [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Piss and Poo &#8212; Japanese Style</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The title for this &#8220;classic&#8221; Japanese video pretty much says it all. No explanation necessary, just&#8230;enjoy: Happy Labor Day to all our readers!]]></description>
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