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		<title>Why Japan is Awesome #39: Hello Kitty Hooters</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When I think that the Japanese can’t get any more perverse inventive and awesome than they already are, they’ll do something that surprises even me. Who else would have thought to bring the magic of Hello Kitty and the magic of Hooters together in one bouncy package? Not since Reeses brought together chocolate and peanut [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Foul-mouthed Professor</title>
		<description><![CDATA[“What people intentionally don’t speak Mandarin? Assholes… According to my knowledge, a lot of Hong Kong people don’t identify themselves as Chinese. They say, ‘We’re Hong Kong, and you’re China.’ These people are assholes. These people are so used to acting as dogs in a British colony. You guys are still dogs, not human. I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/the-foul-mouthed-professor/</link>
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		<title>thanks for nothing</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Been getting some well wishes from people since Monday. The only problem is that I do not play for the New York Knickerbockers. That&#8217;s Jeremy Lin. Believe me, basketball is my true love, but I hit my ceiling with high school hoops and a cameo on Bill Simmon&#8217;s blog. And for future reference, you don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 200 Million Dollar Tagger</title>
		<description><![CDATA[On street artist David Choe’s website, he describes himself as “homeless, wandering the earth, making good art and bad music.”  He also says he “wants to retire early, illustrate the entire Bible and paint the entire Great Wall of China.” Well, now he can do that. When Facebook goes public, Choe stands to make 200 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jeremy Lin – Taiwanese Animation Flavah</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You know you’ve really made it big if the good folks at Taiwan-based Next Media Animation picks you as the subject of their trademark animated news segments. So by that standard, Knicks baller Jeremy Lin can consider himself in the big leagues. He showed the world on Saturday what he could do if given a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We Take Your Jobs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A while back, we had some interesting blogs here and here about taking on roles that perpetuate stereotypes.  Normally, I would take the actor’s side on this—they’re just struggling for gigs in this town. But I have to say that I’m going to eat my words now, because I am completely outraged that an attractive, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The YOMYOMF Network: Offender Anderson Gets Animated</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you know my fellow Offender Anderson, whether through his blogs here on YOMYOMF and/or in real life, then I think you’ll agree that he’s a 100% original and there’s no one else quite like him. So it should come as no surprise that Anderson is serving as the inspiration for one of the projects [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/the-yomyomf-network-offender-anderson-gets-animated/</link>
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		<title>Add Your Own Caption: What a Ride Edition</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you’re not already following us on Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr, you’re missing out on a lot of extras you won’t find here on our blog including updates on various Offender-related projects (like the most recent updates about our upcoming YOMYOMF Network on YouTube) and silly, fun things like “Add Your Own Caption.” This is where [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/add-your-own-caption-what-a-ride-edition/</link>
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		<title>The Karate Rap!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is as bad as it looks. I never heard this &#8217;80s one hit blunder but they try to jam pack everything Japanesey to rap rhyme, like &#8220;I never have to fight and I&#8217;ll tell you why, no one wants to fight a samurai&#8221; or &#8220;I train in my car, I&#8217;m a ninjaa&#8221;&#8230;. Uh, that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>EDIBLE BYTES has had some spicy adventures.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As a child, I was coddled, shielded from anything and everything that could bring me even the slightest measure of discomfort. That meant learning to ride a bike; roughhousing at school; and sports in general. There was even an embargo on spicy foods. So really it must have been a delayed reaction to the latter [...]]]></description>
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